The ST article on Tomorrow calls this an online diary. So hor, yeah, I woke up with a blinding headache today because it was way too hot.
It is a really slow blog day, what with all the media attention on Tomorrow. So hor, here’s a funny I’ve been saving:
I have a friend who saw my tattoo and decided he wanted one also. So I said, go get one lor.
And he said, ‘but I want one that’s meaningful’.
‘Nabeh, mine not meaningful lah?’
‘Yours is a dragon’.
‘Then what do you want yours to be? Dragon with a thought bubble saying something meaningful? Painful leh!’
‘I want something that reminds me of my grandfather’.
‘Can! Got!’
‘Got meh? Like what?’
‘You ask the tattoo artist to tattoo your backside: “Ah” on left buttcheek, “Kong” on right buttcheek’.
If that’s what’s underneath the Wookie suit… whoa. Brain cramp.
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