The ST article on Tomorrow calls this an online diary. So hor, yeah, I woke up with a blinding headache today because it was way too hot.
It is a really slow blog day, what with all the media attention on Tomorrow. So hor, here’s a funny I’ve been saving:
I have a friend who saw my tattoo and decided he wanted one also. So I said, go get one lor.
And he said, ‘but I want one that’s meaningful’.
‘Nabeh, mine not meaningful lah?’
‘Yours is a dragon’.
‘Then what do you want yours to be? Dragon with a thought bubble saying something meaningful? Painful leh!’
‘I want something that reminds me of my grandfather’.
‘Got meh? Like what?’
‘You ask the tattoo artist to tattoo your backside: “Ah” on left buttcheek, “Kong” on right buttcheek’.