My stupid owner wants me to tell you that PetValley.Sg is offering all of youse pet owners free membership to their one-stop pet portal. As if pets know how to go online like that. In return I’ve been given a bag of cat food, a couple of candles, some scents, and two t-shirts which I think I’ll return to them because what the hell were they thinking? The shirts are big enough to wrap me up two times over!
The owner also wants me to tell you that if you sign up for free, you’ll get discounts at a lot of pet shops and you can make friends with other pet owners as dumb as mine, and exchange stories with other people who’ve been bitten by attack cats like me.