Tracy Huang, Space Invaders and the girlfriend from hell

I once briefly dated this girl from college and we had an intense relationship.

First time I stayed over, she told me, ‘my step-mum’s at home, so we’ll have to behave’.

I said ok, and off we went, quietly. I got out to the kitchen to get a drink, and I’m thinking to myself, I think I might’ve been drugged.

Because, in the living room playing Space Invaders (it was a long time ago) in her t-shirt and shorts but still easily recognisable, was Tracy Huang! Huang Ying Ying! Huang Ruyi! Tracy!

I forgot my drink, went back to the bedroom, and asked the girlfriend, ‘What’s Tracy Huang doing in the living room playing Space Invaders?’

‘Oh, so you’ve met my step-mum, Tracy’.

‘Your what??’

‘Din I tell you my step-mum’s Tracy?’

‘No! I thought you were telling me her name and I thought you were weird for telling me her name, but this is THE TRACY HUANG and she’s playing SPACE INVADERS!’

But days were the those, and the relationships didn’t work out, between me and the girl and Tracy Huang and the girl’s father.

Still, the once-would-be stepmother-in-law is in town for her first concert in a long, long time, and I dunno, I might just cough up some money to go and say hallo auntie, remember me?


Glasses never looked better

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iTunes’ party shuffle is playing a copy of: La bohème, opera: Act One: Che gelida manina – Giacomo Puccini – Puccini: La Bohème, of which I have the original CD and therefore didn’t steal music.
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37 thoughts on “Tracy Huang, Space Invaders and the girlfriend from hell”

  1. HAR!!! Finally, I’m the first one to post on Miyagi-san’s posting. Man…Tracy Huang for stepmother-in-law? Thats top on the list of “Fantasies come true.” She never seem to age much throughout the years. Must be the Botox.

  2. HAR!!! Finally, I’m the first one to post on Miyagi-san’s posting. Man…Tracy Huang for stepmother-in-law? Thats top on the list of “Fantasies come true.” She never seem to age much throughout the years. Must be the Botox.

  3. Oh, I think that girl in the glasses i totally adorable.
    Totally NILF

    Nerd Id Like to Fuck.
    haeiurhaieurhaieurhuier
    -irene

  4. Oh, I think that girl in the glasses i totally adorable.
    Totally NILF

    Nerd Id Like to Fuck.
    haeiurhaieurhaieurhuier
    -irene

  5. Miyagi Huang…hmmm “Hey Tracey Huang, how about we get some drinks?”, “No miyagi, i am your mother…” “NOOOOOOOOO”

    Together we will rule the blogosphere, mother and son…

    Sorry episode 3 fever…must go mustafar

  6. Miyagi Huang…hmmm “Hey Tracey Huang, how about we get some drinks?”, “No miyagi, i am your mother…” “NOOOOOOOOO”

    Together we will rule the blogosphere, mother and son…

    Sorry episode 3 fever…must go mustafar

  7. she is definitey MILF material alright. she’s probably the next best thing after lin ching hsia or kim catrall. my take: i would date the girl just so to have a minute chance of hitting on Huang ying ying hehe

    ‘stifler’s MOMmmmmm’ – Amercian Pie

  8. she is definitey MILF material alright. she’s probably the next best thing after lin ching hsia or kim catrall. my take: i would date the girl just so to have a minute chance of hitting on Huang ying ying hehe

    ‘stifler’s MOMmmmmm’ – Amercian Pie

  9. at 1st glance,

    i saw ‘ex-gf’ and ‘tracy huang’. and i nearly freaked out.

    i was like, HUH. is tt guy ohkay.

    his ex was tracy huang?!

    lolx. thn i read the whole entry properly.

    and well. i found out tt it was just me.

    haha. nice blog u have here.

  10. at 1st glance,

    i saw ‘ex-gf’ and ‘tracy huang’. and i nearly freaked out.

    i was like, HUH. is tt guy ohkay.

    his ex was tracy huang?!

    lolx. thn i read the whole entry properly.

    and well. i found out tt it was just me.

    haha. nice blog u have here.

  11. I didnt know so many ppl like to lick wrinkled erm.. nevermind. Anyway. who is Tracy Huang? She should be quite chio when she’s young. She still looks good in that photo but… Singapore is a free society and if u like to eat giam chai go ahead.

  12. I didnt know so many ppl like to lick wrinkled erm.. nevermind. Anyway. who is Tracy Huang? She should be quite chio when she’s young. She still looks good in that photo but… Singapore is a free society and if u like to eat giam chai go ahead.

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