Just cos I went out last night doesn’t mean things at work got good.
This morning, at the school we teach at, some kid missed the toilet bowl entirely. Hazardous Materials standard. The stench of humanity was so strong it brought tears to our eyes. The kid that missed missed so badly it must have been such that he didn’t make it to the cubicle and decided, what da heow, not gonna make it, might as well unload everything in the one place and make things easier for the chemical warfare crew.
That one takes the cake (that’s it, cannot eat cake liao), on top of the ERP lights coming on just two seconds before my car went under the gantry, on top of a bird deciding to lau sai on my freshly washed car a couple of seconds before I drove under the ERP gantry.
Something is not right about this new year.
But what about that short rainshower today eh? Cool or what?
But what about that halo around the half-moon tonight? Cool or what?
But what about the haze hanging in the air? Cool or what?
Lim Chu Kang resident M K Wong said, “The first fire engine came fast yes, but there was only one engine; they should come more one shot, because this is the bush fire, all over the place, all lallang, they’ll spread like wildfire.”
From Channel Newsasia