I have one of those annoying eyelid twitching thing going on.
It means someone’s thinking of you, I’m told.
What the heow? If you’re thinking of me, call me, email me, send me a card. Don’t make my eyelid twitch like that! Fucking irritating!
I’m also told if you get a coughing or sneezing fit, someone’s thinking of you too. Thinking bad thoughts or good thoughts is another thing though, I’m told. But if you cough and cough, sneeze and sneeze, then fall down and break your neck, someone is in love with you, or something.
Meanwhile, my nephew’s Christmas wishlist is almost as expensive as mine. He wants the whole Thomas & Friends train and track layout collection:
Salty & Ocean Cars Three Pack
I haven’t spoken to Bad Luck Steve yet, and I don’t know if he’s back from Thailand or not. Wonder what he wants for Christmas. Definitely not a phone, I’m sure.
Speaking of phones, I received one of those late night phone calls last night. Y’know, from female friend in distress type of call? She wanted a place to crash, and asked if she could come over. I said sure. She said, so sorry to trouble you, I’ll call before coming over. I waited till 4am, and she never did turn up, and I only have this to say to her:
If you’re reading this and it’s you that’s thinking of me and making my eyelid twitch like that, STOP RIGHT NOW. IT’S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE!