Funny lah! One day keep fit, keep fit, next day sick as a dog.

I’ve got a flu and a secondary ear infection that’s disrupting my balance, and that’s not good in my line of work, because I don’t know if I’m flying the damned airplane level or not. And you know how that is. Not good for the passengers either.

“Raydees and gentremun, due to asspeerians tahburance, prease keep your seatbeowt fastened and refriend from using the rubber trees* ” ~ real in-flight announcement on All-Nippon Airways.

*rubber trees = lavatories

Jenolan Caves
Not happy. Go away. (Jenolan Caves 1993)

Surf stop: work smarter
iTunes’ party shuffle is playing a copy of: Respect – Aretha Franklin – The Very Best of Aretha Franklin, Vol. 1, of which I have the original CD and therefore didn’t steal music.

Comments

  • looks so young....I prefer the ruggard version of the present
  • er.. oops sorry must post 2nd time.. the prev comment was meant for the prev post..
  • eh is that u?? look a bit like triad boss :p
  • hai! *deep bow* totally forgiveable for one to link an anoh-san with rubber trees.
  • Ah, those anohnehs. Always cannot speak propery. Funny, sia!

    Ok, going away now. Enjoy your metaphorical caves.

    Regards,
    J
  • Oh dear. I've now got a rather disturbing image involving the usage of "rubber trees" in my head.

    Hope you get better soon.

    PS: Aretha!
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