Mr Miyagi’s Merchandise

iTunes’ party shuffle is playing a copy of: Piki Mai – Kiri Te Kanawa – Maori Songs, of which I have the original CD and therefore didn’t steal music.

In light of recent media attention, I’ve been asked many questions, pressing questions, to which I don’t yet have answers.

Why do you blog? must rate as one of the frequently unanswered ones, as I have no freaking idea. And the hastily scripted ‘is there a social conscience purpose to your blog’ question made me think real hard about whether I have any social conscience apart from saying yes when the local vagrant calls me Uncle and asks me whether he can have one of my cigarettes. I’ve been marked by him. He stakes out the coffeeshop looking for me to arrive, then comes out from behind the pillar puts two fingers to his lips and says, Uncle, Hoon Kee.

Call me Uncle and I will kill you slowly by giving you cigarettes.

‘Do you get paid because you’re getting quite popular?’, asks a particularly money-minded (in a good way) friend.

‘Dude, you should make some money outta this’, says Cowboy Caleb. ‘It’s not selling out, it’s selling in’, he adds.

To heck with social conscience! I will sell in! Scroll down the sidebar and see the first three items in Mr Miyagi’s merchandise catalogue! Quality stuff, guaranteed.

More stuff coming soon: Miyagi Mug for Orange Mocha Frappucino, small miyagi cup for Double Macchiato, Ultra-portable Miyagi Catch Fly Personal Chopsticks for Bee Hoon…..


Adidas Miyagi

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  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/4146500 Bubblemunche

    The venerable Mr Miyagi puts his acute entrepreneurial sense to good use.

    I’ll like to enquire about the pre-order price of your limited edition Miyagi Chronograph.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/4146500 Bubblemunche

    The venerable Mr Miyagi puts his acute entrepreneurial sense to good use.

    I’ll like to enquire about the pre-order price of your limited edition Miyagi Chronograph.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/3852059 littlecartnoodles

    Somewhere in Guangdong Province, sweatshops have begun churning out counterfeit MIYAGI merchandise.

    Brisk internet sales are reported for the MIYAGI Forehead Sheen Removal Cream.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/3852059 littlecartnoodles

    Somewhere in Guangdong Province, sweatshops have begun churning out counterfeit MIYAGI merchandise.

    Brisk internet sales are reported for the MIYAGI Forehead Sheen Removal Cream.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/603515 Mandrake

    so there are Miyagi chopsticks to catch flies. Miyagi Paint Set to do the painting sideway. Miyagi Bonsai.. oh the possibilities are endless! Even karate classes, right?

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/603515 Mandrake

    so there are Miyagi chopsticks to catch flies. Miyagi Paint Set to do the painting sideway. Miyagi Bonsai.. oh the possibilities are endless! Even karate classes, right?

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/2301166 PP

    Yo braw… wasn’t merchandising my idea? And seriously, you shoulda been paid for your time on telly. I’m shocked the station didn’t offer you any ka-ching!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/2301166 PP

    Yo braw… wasn’t merchandising my idea? And seriously, you shoulda been paid for your time on telly. I’m shocked the station didn’t offer you any ka-ching!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/603515 Mandrake

    if you send them a bill, will they pay?

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/603515 Mandrake

    if you send them a bill, will they pay?

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/1700143 Mr Miyagi
  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/1700143 Mr Miyagi
  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/788934 The Fool of a Took

    you’re funny (:

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/788934 The Fool of a Took

    you’re funny (:

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/837462 Re-minisce

    Do you think you could do a Miyagi Zen Course to Get Mother to Stop Fixing Me Up on Blind Dates… or perhaps a Miyagi Personal Ads Service… heh

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/837462 Re-minisce

    Do you think you could do a Miyagi Zen Course to Get Mother to Stop Fixing Me Up on Blind Dates… or perhaps a Miyagi Personal Ads Service… heh

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/1700143 Mr Miyagi

    Yeah, many people have met many other people through this here blog. How to charge money?

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/1700143 Mr Miyagi

    Yeah, many people have met many other people through this here blog. How to charge money?