Mr Miyagi’s Merchandise

iTunes’ party shuffle is playing a copy of: Piki Mai – Kiri Te Kanawa – Maori Songs, of which I have the original CD and therefore didn’t steal music.

In light of recent media attention, I’ve been asked many questions, pressing questions, to which I don’t yet have answers.

Why do you blog? must rate as one of the frequently unanswered ones, as I have no freaking idea. And the hastily scripted ‘is there a social conscience purpose to your blog’ question made me think real hard about whether I have any social conscience apart from saying yes when the local vagrant calls me Uncle and asks me whether he can have one of my cigarettes. I’ve been marked by him. He stakes out the coffeeshop looking for me to arrive, then comes out from behind the pillar puts two fingers to his lips and says, Uncle, Hoon Kee.

Call me Uncle and I will kill you slowly by giving you cigarettes.

‘Do you get paid because you’re getting quite popular?’, asks a particularly money-minded (in a good way) friend.

‘Dude, you should make some money outta this’, says Cowboy Caleb. ‘It’s not selling out, it’s selling in’, he adds.

To heck with social conscience! I will sell in! Scroll down the sidebar and see the first three items in Mr Miyagi’s merchandise catalogue! Quality stuff, guaranteed.

More stuff coming soon: Miyagi Mug for Orange Mocha Frappucino, small miyagi cup for Double Macchiato, Ultra-portable Miyagi Catch Fly Personal Chopsticks for Bee Hoon…..

Adidas Miyagi



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