iTunes’ party shuf­fle is play­ing a copy of: Piki Mai — Kiri Te Kanawa — Maori Songs, of which I have the orig­i­nal CD and there­fore didn’t steal music.

In light of recent media atten­tion, I’ve been asked many ques­tions, press­ing ques­tions, to which I don’t yet have answers.

Why do you blog? must rate as one of the fre­quently unan­swered ones, as I have no freak­ing idea. And the hastily scripted ‘is there a social con­science pur­pose to your blog’ ques­tion made me think real hard about whether I have any social con­science apart from say­ing yes when the local vagrant calls me Uncle and asks me whether he can have one of my cig­a­rettes. I’ve been marked by him. He stakes out the cof­feeshop look­ing for me to arrive, then comes out from behind the pil­lar puts two fin­gers to his lips and says, Uncle, Hoon Kee.

Call me Uncle and I will kill you slowly by giv­ing you cigarettes.

‘Do you get paid because you’re get­ting quite pop­u­lar?’, asks a par­tic­u­larly money-minded (in a good way) friend.

‘Dude, you should make some money outta this’, says Cow­boy Caleb. ‘It’s not sell­ing out, it’s sell­ing in’, he adds.

To heck with social con­science! I will sell in! Scroll down the side­bar and see the first three items in Mr Miyagi’s mer­chan­dise cat­a­logue! Qual­ity stuff, guaranteed.

More stuff com­ing soon: Miyagi Mug for Orange Mocha Frap­pu­cino, small miyagi cup for Dou­ble Mac­chi­ato, Ultra-portable Miyagi Catch Fly Per­sonal Chop­sticks for Bee Hoon.….


Adi­das Miyagi

 
  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/4146500 Bub­ble­mu­nche

    The ven­er­a­ble Mr Miyagi puts his acute entre­pre­neur­ial sense to good use.

    I’ll like to enquire about the pre-order price of your lim­ited edi­tion Miyagi Chronograph.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/4146500 Bub­ble­mu­nche

    The ven­er­a­ble Mr Miyagi puts his acute entre­pre­neur­ial sense to good use.

    I’ll like to enquire about the pre-order price of your lim­ited edi­tion Miyagi Chronograph.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/3852059 lit­tle­cart­noo­dles

    Some­where in Guang­dong Province, sweat­shops have begun churn­ing out coun­ter­feit MIYAGI merchandise.

    Brisk inter­net sales are reported for the MIYAGI Fore­head Sheen Removal Cream.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/3852059 lit­tle­cart­noo­dles

    Some­where in Guang­dong Province, sweat­shops have begun churn­ing out coun­ter­feit MIYAGI merchandise.

    Brisk inter­net sales are reported for the MIYAGI Fore­head Sheen Removal Cream.

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/603515 Man­drake

    so there are Miyagi chop­sticks to catch flies. Miyagi Paint Set to do the paint­ing side­way. Miyagi Bon­sai.. oh the pos­si­bil­i­ties are end­less! Even karate classes, right?

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/603515 Man­drake

    so there are Miyagi chop­sticks to catch flies. Miyagi Paint Set to do the paint­ing side­way. Miyagi Bon­sai.. oh the pos­si­bil­i­ties are end­less! Even karate classes, right?

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/2301166 PP

    Yo braw… wasn’t mer­chan­dis­ing my idea? And seri­ously, you shoulda been paid for your time on telly. I’m shocked the sta­tion didn’t offer you any ka-ching!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/2301166 PP

    Yo braw… wasn’t mer­chan­dis­ing my idea? And seri­ously, you shoulda been paid for your time on telly. I’m shocked the sta­tion didn’t offer you any ka-ching!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/603515 Man­drake

    if you send them a bill, will they pay?

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/603515 Man­drake

    if you send them a bill, will they pay?

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/1700143 Mr Miyagi
  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/1700143 Mr Miyagi
  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/788934 The Fool of a Took

    you’re funny (:

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/788934 The Fool of a Took

    you’re funny (:

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/837462 Re-minisce

    Do you think you could do a Miyagi Zen Course to Get Mother to Stop Fix­ing Me Up on Blind Dates… or per­haps a Miyagi Per­sonal Ads Ser­vice… heh

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/837462 Re-minisce

    Do you think you could do a Miyagi Zen Course to Get Mother to Stop Fix­ing Me Up on Blind Dates… or per­haps a Miyagi Per­sonal Ads Ser­vice… heh

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/1700143 Mr Miyagi

    Yeah, many peo­ple have met many other peo­ple through this here blog. How to charge money?

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/1700143 Mr Miyagi

    Yeah, many peo­ple have met many other peo­ple through this here blog. How to charge money?

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