Mr Miyagi’s Merchandise

In light of recent media atten­tion, I’ve been asked many ques­tions, press­ing ques­tions, to which I don’t yet have answers.

Why do you blog? must rate as one of the fre­quently unan­swered ones, as I have no freak­ing idea. And the hastily scripted ‘is there a social con­science pur­pose to your blog’ ques­tion made me think real hard about whether I have any social con­science apart from say­ing yes when the local vagrant calls me Uncle and asks me whether he can have one of my cig­a­rettes. I’ve been marked by him. He stakes out the cof­feeshop look­ing for me to arrive, then comes out from behind the pil­lar puts two fin­gers to his lips and says, Uncle, Hoon Kee.

Call me Uncle and I will kill you slowly by giv­ing you cigarettes.

‘Do you get paid because you’re get­ting quite pop­u­lar?’, asks a par­tic­u­larly money-minded (in a good way) friend.

‘Dude, you should make some money outta this’, says Cow­boy Caleb. ‘It’s not sell­ing out, it’s sell­ing in’, he adds.

To heck with social con­science! I will sell in! Scroll down the side­bar and see the first three items in Mr Miyagi’s mer­chan­dise cat­a­logue! Qual­ity stuff, guaranteed.

More stuff com­ing soon: Miyagi Mug for Orange Mocha Frap­pu­cino, small miyagi cup for Dou­ble Mac­chi­ato, Ultra-portable Miyagi Catch Fly Per­sonal Chop­sticks for Bee Hoon.….

Adi­das Miyagi