Tag: Singlish
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Intelligent road stud will teach you to cross the road safely
“This, prescription is how you stop a car” – Photo by w stosime OzLady rejoiced when she read that the LTA “will be implementing new intelligent road studs at selected junctions… to enhance the safety of pedestrians…”
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School of love
Uploaded with plasq‘s Skitch! And now, when you find it difficult to get hitched, they won’t say you’ve been “left on the shelf”, they’ll say, it’s time you got “institutionalised“.
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Excuse me sir, any pump?
“Make by Burke” Our Ang Moh friends find it hard to understand us sometimes, and it suits us just fine. It suits them fine too. In fact, this status quo ante bellum thingie works well for everyone. If something stuffs up, the Ang Moh can just say they find it hard to understand us, and…
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$1b plant made using living cells?
I bought the papers this morning and saw on the front page that some pharmaceutical company was going to build a $1b “plant in Tuas using living cells”, and I thought, oh wow, and opened the paper in a hurry to read about the amazing biotechnological-construction-breakthrough thingie that would finally allow us to thumb our…