Category: Media
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Ugly Christmas
Having driven through Orchard Road in the evenings several times this month now, it cannot be said often enough how ugly the decorations are this year. This (as suggested in April) would’ve been better:
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Eating the twelve days of Christmas
Meat lovers’ Christmas lunch We ate Christmas Eve, Christmas Day and Boxing Day and we’re probably gonna be eating the weekend as well. We’ve been feasting so much because you gotta have turkey and you gotta have ham, and those things can only come in certain sizes – there’s no fun-sized turkeys or hams –…
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We are sorry we lost your money
That’s the sentence that is mysteriously missing from reports and statements from Pasir Ris – Punggol Town Council and its MPs. Instead, we read that “half of S$4m investment not written off”, and that fixed deposits “will only give you minimal returns. At times, it doesn’t even cover inflation”. So losing $2m of residents’ money…
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National Petition for Fairer Transportation Fares For Polytechnic / Tertiary Students
Uploaded with plasq‘s Skitch! Dear Bernard, My name is Benjamin Lee, and I am also known as Mr Miyagi. I must be getting old, because I felt a little peeved that you were so presumptuous, addressing me as “Friend” when I hardly know you. I have re-read your email several times and, as I was…
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Cross dressing bank robber thwarted
Uploaded with plasq‘s Skitch! It’s a crime wave! I mean, when was the last time we heard about an attempted bank robbery? I don’t know why, but this paragraph was especially funny to me: According to a CISCO guard who pinned down the suspect, he already knew that something was wrong when the suspect entered…