Author: Mr Miyagi
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An early Christmas wish
Please Santa, if you will come by this Christmas, bring for our neighbour downstairs of us: A cooker hood extractor fan that is really powerful and that is ducted to discharge the smell from their kitchen out through the other side of the building instead of the stairwell because they always leave their front door…
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It’s not so bad if it’s between quotation marks
Uploaded with plasq‘s Skitch! Don’t worry, it’s not really a recession. It’s just a “recession“. Technical recession. Not a full-blown one, which will come next year. When you put things between quotation marks, it means it’s not real. Which is probably why it’s ok to raise electricity tariffs by 22%. It’s actually quite fun putting…
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haato ice creams are safe
Uploaded with plasq‘s Skitch! We have it on good authority that haato ice-creams are safe from tainted milk. The AVA went and did a check on them and found that their ice creams are completely free of melamine, because their milk comes from Australia, where they are quite stringent about people putting things used in…
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The Singapore formula for ethnic harmony
Uploaded with plasq‘s Skitch! It is diabolically simple – just don’t talk about it. When you don’t raise race issues, they won’t surface, and everyone is none the wiser, and Confucius did say something to the effect of doing away with knowledge and grief consequentially not being known. It makes me really upset to hear…
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Got hope lah
If just some of the ill-mannered kids grow up to become selfless heroes, like 2LT Kok Khew Fai, who is just 20, and has done something you think you only read about in books or see it in the movies. If you haven’t already heard, the instructor-officer was accompanying his recruits at a live grenade…