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Fame, Part 1: How to score a t-shirt company ambassador endorsement

Take several very good pictures of yersself or ask a friend to take for you. Make sure you look good in a t-shirt. Being well-endowed in the chest region helps:

Local Brand Ambassador
Xia Suay: Local Brand Ambassador Candidate

Local Brand Ambassador (for real)
This one can, I also can!


Xia Brown: Local Brand Ambassador Candidate

Next thing you know, the t-shirt companies will come crawling to you, asking for you to be their ambassador!

Then you’ll get your picture pasted all over the internet, first on your own blog, then here, then on tonypierce.com, then on BLOGGER BUZZ!

Try it, it works. Mr Brown also try liao. You try lah!

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34 responses to “Fame, Part 1: How to score a t-shirt company ambassador endorsement”

  1. lancerlord Avatar
    lancerlord

    LOL.
    * Lancerlord fell off chair *

    Will there be a Fame, Part 2?

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  2. lancerlord Avatar
    lancerlord

    LOL.
    * Lancerlord fell off chair *

    Will there be a Fame, Part 2?

    Reply
  3. L.i.P Avatar
    L.i.P

    *laughs*

    Woo~ i have to go dig out one of those sexy photos of mine too… whahhahah~

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  4. L.i.P Avatar
    L.i.P

    *laughs*

    Woo~ i have to go dig out one of those sexy photos of mine too… whahhahah~

    Reply
  5. Kevin "xiaxuesux" Lim Avatar
    Kevin "xiaxuesux" Lim

    Sex sells, and my gawd does Mr.Miyagi look damn hot! Xiaxue won’t stand a chance man. Maybe instead of Tshirts, Miyagi can be ambassador for Colgate toothpaste company instead! Haw Haw Haw! 😀

    Disclaimer: I’m not a gay. The statement issued here is for dramatic effect only and should not be taken as contractual or legal binding. Thank you.

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  6. Kevin "xiaxuesux" Li Avatar
    Kevin "xiaxuesux" Li

    Sex sells, and my gawd does Mr.Miyagi look damn hot! Xiaxue won’t stand a chance man. Maybe instead of Tshirts, Miyagi can be ambassador for Colgate toothpaste company instead! Haw Haw Haw! 😀

    Disclaimer: I’m not a gay. The statement issued here is for dramatic effect only and should not be taken as contractual or legal binding. Thank you.

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  7. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Hahaha… Mr Miyagi.. You look more like an ambassador of a “How to identify a pervert” campaign.. hahahaha… u & mr brown are so damn funny.

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  8. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Hahaha… Mr Miyagi.. You look more like an ambassador of a “How to identify a pervert” campaign.. hahahaha… u & mr brown are so damn funny.

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  9. fone. Avatar
    fone.

    Poster boys for Singapore gay liberation or t(ongue)-shirt ambassadors?
    Diplomatic corp wannabes demonstrate proficiency with their mother tongues.

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  10. fone. Avatar
    fone.

    Poster boys for Singapore gay liberation or t(ongue)-shirt ambassadors?
    Diplomatic corp wannabes demonstrate proficiency with their mother tongues.

    Reply
  11. hiddenfish Avatar
    hiddenfish

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    hiddenfish

    This post has been removed by a blog administrator.

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  13. One Little Twit Avatar
    One Little Twit

    i nearly fell off the office chair. I also can –> 😛

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  14. One Little Twit Avatar
    One Little Twit

    i nearly fell off the office chair. I also can –> 😛

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  15. miryclay Avatar
    miryclay

    hahahahahaha!

    just cant stop laughing after seeing the pictures of you and mb!

    good one here!

    ENTERTAINMENT VALUE = HIGH!

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  16. miryclay Avatar
    miryclay

    hahahahahaha!

    just cant stop laughing after seeing the pictures of you and mb!

    good one here!

    ENTERTAINMENT VALUE = HIGH!

    Reply
  17. fone. Avatar
    fone.

    Boobie and the Beasts(mr frown and mr meyucky)!

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  18. fone. Avatar
    fone.

    Boobie and the Beasts(mr frown and mr meyucky)!

    Reply
  19. SleekBlackMercedes Avatar
    SleekBlackMercedes

    LoL!!! nice pics bro! 🙂

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  20. SleekBlackMercedes Avatar
    SleekBlackMercedes

    LoL!!! nice pics bro! 🙂

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  21. Xiaxue Avatar
    Xiaxue

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!11

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  22. Xiaxue Avatar
    Xiaxue

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!11

    Reply
  23. littlecartnoodles Avatar
    littlecartnoodles

    “Xia Suay” ?

    Chio kah peng ah !!!

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  24. littlecartnoodles Avatar
    littlecartnoodles

    “Xia Suay” ?

    Chio kah peng ah !!!

    Reply
  25. limegreenspyda Avatar
    limegreenspyda

    WAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
    wah piang!
    look like chee ko pek, can!

    Reply
  26. limegreenspyda Avatar
    limegreenspyda

    WAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
    wah piang!
    look like chee ko pek, can!

    Reply
  27. turodrique Avatar
    turodrique

    As a token of appreciation for all the love (or something to that effect) for XiaXue, effective tomorrow, if you show your “I’m too sexy for my blog” expression at any of LocalBrand’s retailers, you will immediately get a 20% discount on any LocalBrand shirts.*

    For retail locations: http://www.localbrand.sg/shops.htm

    We may regret doing this someday, but for now, we can’t help but feel the need to be part of this truly strange yet compelling phenomenon. Wear dem LocalBrand shirts in good health!

    *This offer is good through the end of March ’05

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  28. turodrique Avatar
    turodrique

    As a token of appreciation for all the love (or something to that effect) for XiaXue, effective tomorrow, if you show your “I’m too sexy for my blog” expression at any of LocalBrand’s retailers, you will immediately get a 20% discount on any LocalBrand shirts.*

    For retail locations: http://www.localbrand.sg/shops.htm

    We may regret doing this someday, but for now, we can’t help but feel the need to be part of this truly strange yet compelling phenomenon. Wear dem LocalBrand shirts in good health!

    *This offer is good through the end of March ’05

    Reply
  29. willowink Avatar
    willowink

    LOL, you & mb make a funny couple!

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  30. willowink Avatar
    willowink

    LOL, you & mb make a funny couple!

    Reply
  31. urbanmalebitch Avatar
    urbanmalebitch

    Mirror mirror on the wall…who’s got the longest tongue of them all? Heh…Mr. Miyagi of cuz…no wonder he’s so popular with the girls…

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  32. urbanmalebitch Avatar
    urbanmalebitch

    Mirror mirror on the wall…who’s got the longest tongue of them all? Heh…Mr. Miyagi of cuz…no wonder he’s so popular with the girls…

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  33. googoo Avatar
    googoo

    thought u gonna do a rebellion aginst a thousand brands and #$*&# million brandophile emos
    U DONE A SELLOUT Mr.MIAGI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  34. googoo Avatar
    googoo

    thought u gonna do a rebellion aginst a thousand brands and #$*&# million brandophile emos
    U DONE A SELLOUT Mr.MIAGI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Reply

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