Sad Song say so much but forget everything

iTunes’ party shuffle is playing: Seven Little Indians – John Hiatt – Stolen Moments

So Steph Song calls again asking what I’m up to and I tell her I’m working. She says why are you always working when I call. I say because I need money for food, fuel and women.

Steph Song forgets the last two sentences I’ve said and says, hey are you free for coffee or lunch now, and I get annoyed and say I am working. She says you are always working you must have a lot of money now.

Steph Song says she’s been busy too, working and getting contacts from her Canadic agent in Canadia, and is shortlisted for some Van Damm movie to be made there. I say hey I didn’t know Jean Claude Damn Dumb still made movies. In Canadia some more.

My ABC magnet is working strong today because I later bump into Jimmy at the Village. Jimmy is Japanese American, so technically he’s not ABC. Mentally, he’s not Jap-American either. He raps, hips and hops and breaks dances and talks the street talk like he’s some brother with the slanty eyes. But anyway, he’s foreign.

Jimmy says he’s been suddenly busy with several callbacks, and may get a gig to go to Beijing which he says, man, he’ll take it, cos things have been lean, bro.

I say to him, James, my man, take everything that comes, bro.

He says yeah man, I been teaching kung fu and shit, and I’m like ok with it as long as they don’t make me explain shit, bro.

I say ha ha, that’s right bro, what about CJ (ABC), he’s gotta dress in drag for that play?

Yeah man, I saw the poster, and I called him and I said Bro, you is one argly woman, maaaan!


Sometimes Miss Song gives me the finger.

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10 responses to “Sad Song say so much but forget everything”

  1. Little Miss Drinkalot Avatar

    Is she going to be casted as the damsel in distress who only knows how to scream and wait to be rescued?

  2. Little Miss Drinkalot Avatar

    Is she going to be casted as the damsel in distress who only knows how to scream and wait to be rescued?

  3. Mr Miyagi Avatar

    No lah. That role’s reserved for bustier and younger chicks. She’s probably the sidekick that kenah kicked, then screams for help, but help comes too late, then she dies.

  4. Mr Miyagi Avatar

    No lah. That role’s reserved for bustier and younger chicks. She’s probably the sidekick that kenah kicked, then screams for help, but help comes too late, then she dies.

  5. cour marly Avatar

    Oh that Steph. Such a kidder.

    Fascinating gossip, how do you find such stuff!

  6. cour marly Avatar

    Oh that Steph. Such a kidder.

    Fascinating gossip, how do you find such stuff!

  7. Mr Miyagi Avatar

    Horses have mouths, Miss Marly, horses have mouths.

  8. Mr Miyagi Avatar

    Horses have mouths, Miss Marly, horses have mouths.

  9. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Which play is that? Private Parts?

  10. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Which play is that? Private Parts?

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