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My favourite colour is very nice

Far East Plaza Chicken Rice

This is an exercise in self-awareness. I still have the habit of not answering questions properly. No, let me clarify that. I still have the knack of not answering questions – by giving an incongruent answer.

E.g.

Q: What’s your favourite colour?

A: My favourite colour is very nice.

Q: Does it taste like tomato?

A: It feels like tomato.

Q: Are you hungry?

A: I feel like chicken rice.

Anyone whose ever borne the brunt of such answers, please, accept my sincere apologies on behalf of answerers of a similar ilk. My wife sympathises with you too, because I unanswer questions like this several times a day.

Q: What time is it?

A: Not hungry yet.

I’m told some wars were started because of this.

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38 responses to “My favourite colour is very nice”

  1. ozlady.com

    a tendency for some people to not answer questions. Examples of this phenomenon are as follows (quoted from Mr Miyagi’s website): Q: What’s your favourite colour? A: My favourite colour is very nice. Q: Are you hungry? A: I feel like chicken rice.

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  2. strawberryshortcake Avatar
    strawberryshortcake

    Laughs, welcome to the irrelevant club!

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  3. strawberryshortcake Avatar
    strawberryshortcake

    Laughs, welcome to the irrelevant club!

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  4. J. Avatar
    J.

    did your mum spank your bottom? or..

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  5. J. Avatar
    J.

    did your mum spank your bottom? or..

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  6. cheryl Avatar
    cheryl

    it’s what my boyfriend does!
    i have to ask the same question several times or ask a different question that means the same thing =_=””
    it’s irksome!
    how does naomi cope with it? i need to learn!

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  7. cheryl Avatar
    cheryl

    it’s what my boyfriend does!
    i have to ask the same question several times or ask a different question that means the same thing =_=””
    it’s irksome!
    how does naomi cope with it? i need to learn!

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  8. hedonistics anonymous Avatar
    hedonistics anonymous

    bf: where do you wanna go for lunch?
    me: today very hot.

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  9. hedonistics anonymous Avatar
    hedonistics anonymous

    bf: where do you wanna go for lunch?
    me: today very hot.

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  10. Ah9 Avatar
    Ah9

    Ahahahahahaha!!!!

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  11. Ah9 Avatar
    Ah9

    Ahahahahahaha!!!!

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  12. nadnut Avatar
    nadnut

    my bf does this too! i dont understand why men cant just answer the damn question! lol

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  13. nadnut Avatar
    nadnut

    my bf does this too! i dont understand why men cant just answer the damn question! lol

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  14. DK Avatar
    DK

    Actually, some of the questions aren’t wrong.

    Q: Are you hungry?

    A: I feel like chicken rice.

    Which means yes, you are hungry and you want to eat chicken rice. Haha.

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  15. DK Avatar
    DK

    Actually, some of the questions aren’t wrong.

    Q: Are you hungry?

    A: I feel like chicken rice.

    Which means yes, you are hungry and you want to eat chicken rice. Haha.

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  16. yvonne Avatar
    yvonne

    literally LOLed.. heh

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  17. yvonne Avatar
    yvonne

    literally LOLed.. heh

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  18. aGentX Avatar
    aGentX

    U are too forward-thinking, macam answer the soon-to-be-the-next-question liao.

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  19. aGentX Avatar
    aGentX

    U are too forward-thinking, macam answer the soon-to-be-the-next-question liao.

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  20. ozlady Avatar
    ozlady

    This is Singaporean at its best!!!! I’m an Aussie but I live here and this way of answering questions drives me batty!!! Thank you.

    *off to show my hubby this – he’s Singaporean and does this as well*

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  21. ozlady Avatar
    ozlady

    This is Singaporean at its best!!!! I’m an Aussie but I live here and this way of answering questions drives me batty!!! Thank you.

    *off to show my hubby this – he’s Singaporean and does this as well*

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  22. One talk settles it « nostalgia. euphoria. dilemma.

    […] never be able to go back to how it used to be but at least it will get better. Yeah. Was reading Mr Miyagi when it dawned upon me that that’s the case that might have started it in the first place. […]

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  23. gilda Avatar
    gilda

    and guys wonder why we don’t understand them! hahaha!

    but!!! oooooh chicken rice!!! i’d been away from singapore for pretty long and all i craved was chicken rice. in fact, i don’t even need the chicken. i just need the rice and the black sauce, ginger and chilli and i’m a happy bird. when i finally ate a plate of chicken rice last week i was estatic!

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  24. gilda Avatar
    gilda

    and guys wonder why we don’t understand them! hahaha!

    but!!! oooooh chicken rice!!! i’d been away from singapore for pretty long and all i craved was chicken rice. in fact, i don’t even need the chicken. i just need the rice and the black sauce, ginger and chilli and i’m a happy bird. when i finally ate a plate of chicken rice last week i was estatic!

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  25. kairin Avatar
    kairin

    mr miyagi i think you are really charming.

    🙂

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  26. kairin Avatar
    kairin

    mr miyagi i think you are really charming.

    🙂

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  27. haslina Avatar
    haslina

    oooh boy. my fiance must learn from u then:

    me: so u wan to eat dinner at home or outside ?
    him: ok
    me: …

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  28. haslina Avatar
    haslina

    oooh boy. my fiance must learn from u then:

    me: so u wan to eat dinner at home or outside ?
    him: ok
    me: …

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  29. Bobo Avatar
    Bobo

    Eh most men do that le. LOL

    I always ask my dad over the phone…

    “Pa Where Are you ah?”
    “Here.”

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  30. Bobo Avatar
    Bobo

    Eh most men do that le. LOL

    I always ask my dad over the phone…

    “Pa Where Are you ah?”
    “Here.”

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  31. Blowing Wind Gay Forum Home -> Bloggers I Find *fill In The Blank*

    […] miyagi is a blogger I find to be quite cute and charming. i think i can relate to him on this post very well. […]

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  32. ozlady Avatar
    ozlady

    Wah, Mr Miyagi – apparently you are cute and charming…

    I like your blog, but this is a really “cute and charming” comment.

    Well done!

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  33. ozlady Avatar
    ozlady

    Wah, Mr Miyagi – apparently you are cute and charming…

    I like your blog, but this is a really “cute and charming” comment.

    Well done!

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  34. -:-queen_pat-:- Avatar
    -:-queen_pat-:-

    Haha.. Sometimes, I’m guilty of not answering questions properly. I guess it’s because I exist in my own realm for that moment. Where all I’m listening to and drowning in, is my own voice. Heex. Nice post, Mr. Miyaji. 🙂

    Cheers,
    Patricia

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  35. -:-queen_pat-:- Avatar
    -:-queen_pat-:-

    Haha.. Sometimes, I’m guilty of not answering questions properly. I guess it’s because I exist in my own realm for that moment. Where all I’m listening to and drowning in, is my own voice. Heex. Nice post, Mr. Miyaji. 🙂

    Cheers,
    Patricia

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    […] There was this saying that guys cannot answer questions properly. It’s true I tell you and I’m of those bloody idiots then can answer stupid answers. […]

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  37. Z Avatar
    Z

    hmmm, not hungry yet. could mean it’s either before breakfast, lunch or dinner. Check your shadow.

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  38. Z Avatar
    Z

    hmmm, not hungry yet. could mean it’s either before breakfast, lunch or dinner. Check your shadow.

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