The Taiwanese food’s better here

There is an upside to taking your Taiwanese mother-in-law to a Taiwanese restaurant, and it is that she will prove beyond all doubt that that restaurant is not authentic, by transporting her entire kitchen to your apartment built for two people, staff it with her domestic helpers and enlist yours to the same cause, and cook the best Taiwanese meal for you and six of your friends.

Thank you Mama, for the lu rou mi fen tang.