LTA reveals Christmas decorations for 2008

Five more ERP gantries go up this morning on Upper Bukit Timah Road, Upper Boon Keng Road, Geylang Bahru, Toa Payoh and Kallang Bahru, and motorists will be cheerfully counting how much money they spend as they commute to work.

Buoyed by the success of it’s ERP gantry planting scheme, the LTA has teamed up with STB to unveil this year’s Orchard Road Christmas decorations. The LTA believes that this year’s decorations, when combined with LTA’s scientifically formulated electronic schemes will also have the benefit of reducing traffic during peak Christmas shopping hours this year.

Said LTA spokesman, Mr Loh Lee Chia, “It’s a wonder why we didn’t think of this earlier. Not only will everyone benefit at Christmas, motorists will even be able to sing ‘Jingle Bells’ to the beat of their IU unit beeping under every gantry-decoration”.

Christmas Decorations 2008
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8 responses to “LTA reveals Christmas decorations for 2008”

  1. ahwei Avatar

    lol thats a pretty lousy joke,but thats fine =P

  2. ahwei Avatar

    lol thats a pretty lousy joke,but thats fine =P

  3. felicia Avatar
    felicia

    i thought that was hilarious. 😀

  4. felicia Avatar
    felicia

    i thought that was hilarious. 😀

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    Anonymous

    Orchard Road Christmas decorations. The LTA believes that this year’s decorations, when combined with LTA’s scientifically formulated electronic schemes will also have the benefit of reducing traffic during peak Christmas shopping hours this year.

  6. […] times this month now, it cannot be said often enough how ugly the decorations are this year. This (as suggested in April) would’ve been […]

  7. club penguin Avatar

    That's a pretty lousy joke,but that's fine.

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