This is an exercise in self-awareness. I still have the habit of not answering questions properly. No, let me clarify that. I still have the knack of not answering questions – by giving an incongruent answer.
E.g.
Q: What’s your favourite colour?
A: My favourite colour is very nice.
Q: Does it taste like tomato?
A: It feels like tomato.
Q: Are you hungry?
A: I feel like chicken rice.
Anyone whose ever borne the brunt of such answers, please, accept my sincere apologies on behalf of answerers of a similar ilk. My wife sympathises with you too, because I unanswer questions like this several times a day.
Q: What time is it?
A: Not hungry yet.
I’m told some wars were started because of this.
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Laughs, welcome to the irrelevant club!
Laughs, welcome to the irrelevant club!
did your mum spank your bottom? or..
did your mum spank your bottom? or..
it’s what my boyfriend does!
i have to ask the same question several times or ask a different question that means the same thing =_=””
it’s irksome!
how does naomi cope with it? i need to learn!
it’s what my boyfriend does!
i have to ask the same question several times or ask a different question that means the same thing =_=””
it’s irksome!
how does naomi cope with it? i need to learn!
bf: where do you wanna go for lunch?
me: today very hot.
bf: where do you wanna go for lunch?
me: today very hot.
Ahahahahahaha!!!!
Ahahahahahaha!!!!
my bf does this too! i dont understand why men cant just answer the damn question! lol
my bf does this too! i dont understand why men cant just answer the damn question! lol
Actually, some of the questions aren’t wrong.
Q: Are you hungry?
A: I feel like chicken rice.
Which means yes, you are hungry and you want to eat chicken rice. Haha.
Actually, some of the questions aren’t wrong.
Q: Are you hungry?
A: I feel like chicken rice.
Which means yes, you are hungry and you want to eat chicken rice. Haha.
literally LOLed.. heh
literally LOLed.. heh
U are too forward-thinking, macam answer the soon-to-be-the-next-question liao.
U are too forward-thinking, macam answer the soon-to-be-the-next-question liao.
This is Singaporean at its best!!!! I’m an Aussie but I live here and this way of answering questions drives me batty!!! Thank you.
*off to show my hubby this – he’s Singaporean and does this as well*
This is Singaporean at its best!!!! I’m an Aussie but I live here and this way of answering questions drives me batty!!! Thank you.
*off to show my hubby this – he’s Singaporean and does this as well*
and guys wonder why we don’t understand them! hahaha!
but!!! oooooh chicken rice!!! i’d been away from singapore for pretty long and all i craved was chicken rice. in fact, i don’t even need the chicken. i just need the rice and the black sauce, ginger and chilli and i’m a happy bird. when i finally ate a plate of chicken rice last week i was estatic!
and guys wonder why we don’t understand them! hahaha!
but!!! oooooh chicken rice!!! i’d been away from singapore for pretty long and all i craved was chicken rice. in fact, i don’t even need the chicken. i just need the rice and the black sauce, ginger and chilli and i’m a happy bird. when i finally ate a plate of chicken rice last week i was estatic!
mr miyagi i think you are really charming.
mr miyagi i think you are really charming.
oooh boy. my fiance must learn from u then:
me: so u wan to eat dinner at home or outside ?
him: ok
me: …
oooh boy. my fiance must learn from u then:
me: so u wan to eat dinner at home or outside ?
him: ok
me: …
Eh most men do that le. LOL
I always ask my dad over the phone…
“Pa Where Are you ah?”
“Here.”
Eh most men do that le. LOL
I always ask my dad over the phone…
“Pa Where Are you ah?”
“Here.”
Wah, Mr Miyagi – apparently you are cute and charming…
I like your blog, but this is a really “cute and charming” comment.
Well done!
Wah, Mr Miyagi – apparently you are cute and charming…
I like your blog, but this is a really “cute and charming” comment.
Well done!
Haha.. Sometimes, I’m guilty of not answering questions properly. I guess it’s because I exist in my own realm for that moment. Where all I’m listening to and drowning in, is my own voice. Heex. Nice post, Mr. Miyaji.
Cheers,
Patricia
Haha.. Sometimes, I’m guilty of not answering questions properly. I guess it’s because I exist in my own realm for that moment. Where all I’m listening to and drowning in, is my own voice. Heex. Nice post, Mr. Miyaji.
Cheers,
Patricia
hmmm, not hungry yet. could mean it’s either before breakfast, lunch or dinner. Check your shadow.
hmmm, not hungry yet. could mean it’s either before breakfast, lunch or dinner. Check your shadow.