The ingterneck is essploding!

In light of Ms K Bhavani’s letter to the Voices section in TODAY yesterday, which saw a slew of trackbacks and comments on Tomorrow (whoa, brain pain… in TODAY yesterday on Tomorrow), Cloudywind uses up his spare time (he seems to have a lot of it) to compose a video tribute to my friend and colleague, mrbrown, who has just used up the office’s supply of Kleenex mopping up his tears. So moved he was by the video.

Nabeh. Later have to go supermarket buy some more.

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Podcast: I am Singaporean

mr brown records a message in the lead-up to National Day ’06.

Inspired by the Canadian beer Molson’sI am Canadianads and their subsequent spoofs, we took our music from Battlestar Galactica. We hope they don’t mind.

Do your own, and link up to our podcast! It’s easy, just find some patriotic music, compose a minute’s worth of what you feel is Singaporean about yourself, and and record your voice over the music.

Podcast: the mrbrown show 4th July 2006: I am a Singaporean

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I told him not to pour sarcasm already, but would he listen?

cloroxpeople.jpgSerious matters and sarcasm don’t mix. But on a totally unrelated note:

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The following came from an anonymous Mother in Austin, Texas:

Things I’ve learned from my Boys (honest and not kidding):

1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
3.) A 3-year old Boy’s voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20×20 ft. room.
5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn’t stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words “uh oh”, it’s already too late.
8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old man says they can only do it in the movies.
10.) Certain Lego’s will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
12.) Super glue is forever.
13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can’t walk on water.
14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
15.) VCR’s do not eject “PB &J” sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
20.) The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.
21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
24.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

Those who pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without boys do it because:

a) For those with no children – this is totally hysterical!
b) For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious.
c) For those who have children this age, this is not funny.
d) For those who have children nearing this age, this is a warning.
e) For those who have not yet had children, this is birth control.

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Podcast: Singapore flunks courtesy

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Mr Yap gets interviewed by a journalist on his views of Singapore’s poor showing in a Global Courtesy ranking, while Singa the Courtesy Lion undergoes his yearly appraisal from the National Mascot Board.

This mrbrown show is sponsored by Razer Pro|Solutionsâ„¢.

Podcast: the mrbrown show 3 July 2006: singapore flunks courtesy

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