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Climate of fear no more!

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So there’s a couple in Singapore who want to spice up their sex life by supplementing it with some equipment, and what do they do? Google the question, ‘are we allowed to buy sex toy’.

Allow Mr Miyagi to inform all and sundry that the answer is a resounding ‘yes‘!

contrabannedAlso, just last weekend, I was chuffed to see at a pharmacist’s that there was chewing gum to be bought. I had heard that we could buy gum now that the ban’s been partially lifted, and so, eagerly bought two packs after registering myself at the pharmacy as a gum user, leaving my name, NRIC No., and the type of chewing gum I was intending to use. (It was the tooth whitening type – purely for pharmaceutical use).

There you have it, people! You can buy sex toys and chew gum! And with the Progress Package notification I received in the mail the other day, you could say I am one happy citizen! I’m gonna use the $300 to buy sex toys and chewing gum!

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9 responses to “Climate of fear no more!”

  1. Kevin Avatar
    Kevin

    OK that’s two down… I keep telling people that Singapore ain’t so bad. Now what’s this Progress Package thingy? Any opinions about it other than surplus money?

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  2. Kevin Avatar
    Kevin

    OK that’s two down… I keep telling people that Singapore ain’t so bad. Now what’s this Progress Package thingy? Any opinions about it other than surplus money?

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  3. jina Avatar
    jina

    Singapore is, in Hokkien – mai hiam buay pai lah.
    Surely the government have a lot of surplus since even when you’re late by ONE day in paying your HDB instalment ( if you’re paying by cash) you’ll be slapped with a late payment penalty of $57/-. One auntie informed and I was “huh??”. Upon reflection after livign here for mroe than 16yrs, am not surprised. Quite a smart move I must admit…

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  4. jina Avatar
    jina

    Singapore is, in Hokkien – mai hiam buay pai lah.
    Surely the government have a lot of surplus since even when you’re late by ONE day in paying your HDB instalment ( if you’re paying by cash) you’ll be slapped with a late payment penalty of $57/-. One auntie informed and I was “huh??”. Upon reflection after livign here for mroe than 16yrs, am not surprised. Quite a smart move I must admit…

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  5. Vinum Missae^2

    We can chew gum now?…

    We can chew gum now, sure, but we have to register?
    And for fear of retaliation, I’ll just leave it at that….

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  6. Shelly Avatar
    Shelly

    There were advertisements on TV for the tooth whitening gum a couple of months back. The one where a guy saves a damsel in distress by swinging like Tarzan, then banged into the teeth of a model on a giant poster.

    I didn’t think that it was only sold in pharmacies though. I was still looking for it in 7-11 and supermarkets… *slaps forehead*

    And sex toys have been up for legal sale in sex shops since 2001!! The pioneer shop was called U4Ria at Midpoint Orchard. The shop is still there, by the way.

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  7. Shelly Avatar
    Shelly

    There were advertisements on TV for the tooth whitening gum a couple of months back. The one where a guy saves a damsel in distress by swinging like Tarzan, then banged into the teeth of a model on a giant poster.

    I didn’t think that it was only sold in pharmacies though. I was still looking for it in 7-11 and supermarkets… *slaps forehead*

    And sex toys have been up for legal sale in sex shops since 2001!! The pioneer shop was called U4Ria at Midpoint Orchard. The shop is still there, by the way.

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  8. JJ Avatar
    JJ

    Speaking of sex toys and things liddat, there’s an article on this student newspapers here http://www.dailyorange.com/media/storage/paper522/news/2006/04/10/News/History.Major.Interviews.Prostitutes.In.Singapore.As.Part.Of.Senior.Thesis.Proje-1802608.shtml?norewrite200604101335&sourcedomain=www.dailyorange.com by this American student who says she did a project interviewing kway in Singapore … I as amazed – brothels are legal meh? Since when?!

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  9. JJ Avatar
    JJ

    Speaking of sex toys and things liddat, there’s an article on this student newspapers here http://www.dailyorange.com/media/storage/paper522/news/2006/04/10/News/History.Major.Interviews.Prostitutes.In.Singapore.As.Part.Of.Senior.Thesis.Proje-1802608.shtml?norewrite200604101335&sourcedomain=www.dailyorange.com by this American student who says she did a project interviewing kway in Singapore … I as amazed – brothels are legal meh? Since when?!

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