The Yao-Jiu-Ling-Ling Show

There’s another episode of the NKF Charity Stunt Show on telly later tonight. More celebrities will be strung by their um.. strings, suspended until people can dial the 1900 number to donate money to let them down.

The NKF is a very charitable organisation, so please don’t say I am mocking their efforts to bring much needed help to needy kidney patients. I’d just like to see their very hardworking (and well-remunerated) executives do some stunts themselves on the NKF Stunt Show.

Other than that, these folks are so charitable, they support a whole studio of Mandarin-speaking actors, directors, producers and crew by buying an entire television series that highlights the plight of kidney ailment sufferers. Roxanne explains what the series teaches us:

Don’t try to be hero, beat up gangsters, save heroine from rape, donate all your organs and turn over a new leaf … mediacorp will still give you a horrible death, kill you swee swee.

Back to tonight’s NKF Stunt Show, and I was right! They are gonna hang musicians upside down:

1) Upside-down Band
Jaime Teo, Chen Hanwei, Nick Shen, Zhou Chongqing, Ben Yeo , Le Yao, Lin Peifen, Wang Ailing

– With all band members seated upside-down, they have to perform a piece of music without error. If anyone makes a mistake, they have to start from the top till they get it right.

Gripping stuff!


She can string me up.

Surf stop: The Fallen One

iTunes’ party shuffle is playing a copy of: Problematic Art Of Conversation – Leonardo’s Bride – Angel Blood [UK], of which I have the original CD and therefore didn’t steal music.
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31 thoughts on “The Yao-Jiu-Ling-Ling Show”

  1. Miyagi-san, don’t always post pics of pretty babes can?? Makes me feel inferior leh.. very depressing okie?!? *grumble grumble* muahahhahahaha….

  2. Miyagi-san, don’t always post pics of pretty babes can?? Makes me feel inferior leh.. very depressing okie?!? *grumble grumble* muahahhahahaha….

  3. actually i feel that nkf is trying to steal all the limelight with those charity shows. not that i’m biased against nkf or what, but i think sometimes things need to get into the right perspective. other foundations don’t get as much attention as nkf.

  4. actually i feel that nkf is trying to steal all the limelight with those charity shows. not that i’m biased against nkf or what, but i think sometimes things need to get into the right perspective. other foundations don’t get as much attention as nkf.

  5. KwokSiong: I think that’s what the controversial highly paid management are for… you pay top dollar for the PR expertise and the know-how. And from a commercial point of view, they succeeded, and very well too. It’s every charity for itself out there.

  6. KwokSiong: I think that’s what the controversial highly paid management are for… you pay top dollar for the PR expertise and the know-how. And from a commercial point of view, they succeeded, and very well too. It’s every charity for itself out there.

  7. I hate NKF shows..They forced the artistes to perform dangerous stunts in the name of charity! That shouldnt be the way! In any case, any one on the street will be more than willing to contribute to charity without the artistes endangering their lifes n minds!

  8. I hate NKF shows..They forced the artistes to perform dangerous stunts in the name of charity! That shouldnt be the way! In any case, any one on the street will be more than willing to contribute to charity without the artistes endangering their lifes n minds!

  9. Shouldn’t glamorise smoking – girls with stinky ciggy breath aren’t sexy at all ! To me they aren’t anyway !

  10. Shouldn’t glamorise smoking – girls with stinky ciggy breath aren’t sexy at all ! To me they aren’t anyway !

  11. I smoke, but I don’t have stinky breath because, you know, there’s something called toothpaste and Listerine available in shops. ;p

    And MM, I’d like to string you up. =x

  12. I smoke, but I don’t have stinky breath because, you know, there’s something called toothpaste and Listerine available in shops. ;p

    And MM, I’d like to string you up. =x

  13. I don’t think people will pay to watch us NKF execs do flips and handstands. Paid market rate but worked to the bone. For all 2000 kidney failure patients and 45, 000 children and their families. Considering the hours we work, we should be getting more. Soul’s been sold I tell ya! So hold your sarcastic WELL REMUNERATED comments, because it makes us sad and want to run to the fields and wail.

  14. I don’t think people will pay to watch us NKF execs do flips and handstands. Paid market rate but worked to the bone. For all 2000 kidney failure patients and 45, 000 children and their families. Considering the hours we work, we should be getting more. Soul’s been sold I tell ya! So hold your sarcastic WELL REMUNERATED comments, because it makes us sad and want to run to the fields and wail.

  15. I feel sick at the mention of NKF. And anything linked with this organization until 48 hours ago when i saw the news. I was very disgusted. True I may not be working for such a honorable organisation like NKF. But I figure out if one is really so concerned for these needy patients the only right things is to get a full time job to sustain one’s own living and go part time for volunteering and …I wont ask for a single cents from the fund i raised. The patients needs it more than me. Please go wail…everyone is working very hard ok…not just nkf staff..wake up

  16. I feel sick at the mention of NKF. And anything linked with this organization until 48 hours ago when i saw the news. I was very disgusted. True I may not be working for such a honorable organisation like NKF. But I figure out if one is really so concerned for these needy patients the only right things is to get a full time job to sustain one’s own living and go part time for volunteering and …I wont ask for a single cents from the fund i raised. The patients needs it more than me. Please go wail…everyone is working very hard ok…not just nkf staff..wake up

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