Eh, so how ah, go where eat supper?
Dunno leh, every day eat Newton sian leh.
Eh, my friend SMS say building shake, ask whether got earthquake or not?
Yah, another one just SMS’d me.
Quick, turn on tv.
*press press… flicker flicker… CNA comes on and shows live report*
Oh no. Really. Earthquake.
Wait, I check.
*dial dial… buzz buzz… mumble mumble… nod nod…*
Manager/Producer say no point, we close shop liao, let CNA do the story.
OK, so how ah, go where eat supper?
Newton lah, where else. Eh, I ask you ah, you renew road tax got pay the radio license or not ah?
I also say. Give the $110 (tv licence) and $27 (car radio licence) to be placed in a bloggers’ fund, because at least some bloggers bother to risk life and limb to bring you the news. (link via mr brown via lancerlord).