Fame, Part 1: How to score a t-shirt company ambassador endorsement

Take several very good pictures of yersself or ask a friend to take for you. Make sure you look good in a t-shirt. Being well-endowed in the chest region helps:

Local Brand Ambassador
Xia Suay: Local Brand Ambassador Candidate

Local Brand Ambassador (for real)
This one can, I also can!


Xia Brown: Local Brand Ambassador Candidate

Next thing you know, the t-shirt companies will come crawling to you, asking for you to be their ambassador!

Then you’ll get your picture pasted all over the internet, first on your own blog, then here, then on tonypierce.com, then on BLOGGER BUZZ!

Try it, it works. Mr Brown also try liao. You try lah!

Surf stop: JenniCheung.Com
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34 responses to “Fame, Part 1: How to score a t-shirt company ambassador endorsement”

  1. lancerlord Avatar

    LOL.
    * Lancerlord fell off chair *

    Will there be a Fame, Part 2?

  2. lancerlord Avatar

    LOL.
    * Lancerlord fell off chair *

    Will there be a Fame, Part 2?

  3. L.i.P Avatar

    *laughs*

    Woo~ i have to go dig out one of those sexy photos of mine too… whahhahah~

  4. L.i.P Avatar

    *laughs*

    Woo~ i have to go dig out one of those sexy photos of mine too… whahhahah~

  5. Kevin "xiaxuesux" Lim Avatar

    Sex sells, and my gawd does Mr.Miyagi look damn hot! Xiaxue won’t stand a chance man. Maybe instead of Tshirts, Miyagi can be ambassador for Colgate toothpaste company instead! Haw Haw Haw! ๐Ÿ˜€

    Disclaimer: I’m not a gay. The statement issued here is for dramatic effect only and should not be taken as contractual or legal binding. Thank you.

  6. Kevin "xiaxuesux" Li Avatar

    Sex sells, and my gawd does Mr.Miyagi look damn hot! Xiaxue won’t stand a chance man. Maybe instead of Tshirts, Miyagi can be ambassador for Colgate toothpaste company instead! Haw Haw Haw! ๐Ÿ˜€

    Disclaimer: I’m not a gay. The statement issued here is for dramatic effect only and should not be taken as contractual or legal binding. Thank you.

  7. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Hahaha… Mr Miyagi.. You look more like an ambassador of a “How to identify a pervert” campaign.. hahahaha… u & mr brown are so damn funny.

  8. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Hahaha… Mr Miyagi.. You look more like an ambassador of a “How to identify a pervert” campaign.. hahahaha… u & mr brown are so damn funny.

  9. fone. Avatar
    fone.

    Poster boys for Singapore gay liberation or t(ongue)-shirt ambassadors?
    Diplomatic corp wannabes demonstrate proficiency with their mother tongues.

  10. fone. Avatar
    fone.

    Poster boys for Singapore gay liberation or t(ongue)-shirt ambassadors?
    Diplomatic corp wannabes demonstrate proficiency with their mother tongues.

  11. hiddenfish Avatar

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  13. One Little Twit Avatar

    i nearly fell off the office chair. I also can –> ๐Ÿ˜›

  14. One Little Twit Avatar

    i nearly fell off the office chair. I also can –> ๐Ÿ˜›

  15. miryclay Avatar

    hahahahahaha!

    just cant stop laughing after seeing the pictures of you and mb!

    good one here!

    ENTERTAINMENT VALUE = HIGH!

  16. miryclay Avatar

    hahahahahaha!

    just cant stop laughing after seeing the pictures of you and mb!

    good one here!

    ENTERTAINMENT VALUE = HIGH!

  17. fone. Avatar
    fone.

    Boobie and the Beasts(mr frown and mr meyucky)!

  18. fone. Avatar
    fone.

    Boobie and the Beasts(mr frown and mr meyucky)!

  19. SleekBlackMercedes Avatar

    LoL!!! nice pics bro! ๐Ÿ™‚

  20. SleekBlackMercedes Avatar

    LoL!!! nice pics bro! ๐Ÿ™‚

  21. Xiaxue Avatar

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!11

  22. Xiaxue Avatar

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!11

  23. littlecartnoodles Avatar

    “Xia Suay” ?

    Chio kah peng ah !!!

  24. littlecartnoodles Avatar

    “Xia Suay” ?

    Chio kah peng ah !!!

  25. limegreenspyda Avatar

    WAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
    wah piang!
    look like chee ko pek, can!

  26. limegreenspyda Avatar

    WAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
    wah piang!
    look like chee ko pek, can!

  27. turodrique Avatar

    As a token of appreciation for all the love (or something to that effect) for XiaXue, effective tomorrow, if you show your “I’m too sexy for my blog” expression at any of LocalBrand’s retailers, you will immediately get a 20% discount on any LocalBrand shirts.*

    For retail locations: http://www.localbrand.sg/shops.htm

    We may regret doing this someday, but for now, we can’t help but feel the need to be part of this truly strange yet compelling phenomenon. Wear dem LocalBrand shirts in good health!

    *This offer is good through the end of March ’05

  28. turodrique Avatar

    As a token of appreciation for all the love (or something to that effect) for XiaXue, effective tomorrow, if you show your “I’m too sexy for my blog” expression at any of LocalBrand’s retailers, you will immediately get a 20% discount on any LocalBrand shirts.*

    For retail locations: http://www.localbrand.sg/shops.htm

    We may regret doing this someday, but for now, we can’t help but feel the need to be part of this truly strange yet compelling phenomenon. Wear dem LocalBrand shirts in good health!

    *This offer is good through the end of March ’05

  29. willowink Avatar

    LOL, you & mb make a funny couple!

  30. willowink Avatar

    LOL, you & mb make a funny couple!

  31. urbanmalebitch Avatar

    Mirror mirror on the wall…who’s got the longest tongue of them all? Heh…Mr. Miyagi of cuz…no wonder he’s so popular with the girls…

  32. urbanmalebitch Avatar

    Mirror mirror on the wall…who’s got the longest tongue of them all? Heh…Mr. Miyagi of cuz…no wonder he’s so popular with the girls…

  33. googoo Avatar

    thought u gonna do a rebellion aginst a thousand brands and #$*&# million brandophile emos
    U DONE A SELLOUT Mr.MIAGI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  34. googoo Avatar

    thought u gonna do a rebellion aginst a thousand brands and #$*&# million brandophile emos
    U DONE A SELLOUT Mr.MIAGI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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