Month: February 2005

  • Don’t say I never take you to dine at fancy places

    It has been such a tiring week but I still managed to go out do a coupla things to unwind. I went and helped car selling, then I went and helped car shopping. Great help I was. I sat and watched while my friend, emboldened by my very presence, extracted free fog lamps (it’s been…

  • How can a poor man stand such times and live?

    The economy is doing fine without me. I have not been contributing to it very much lately because I’m skint (again). I should be like everyone else and listen carefully to the Budget Spitch, so I can be more aware of stuff and be less skint. But this year’s one (‘live’ at 3.45pm) promises some…

  • Amiss

    Just cos I went out last night doesn’t mean things at work got good. This morning, at the school we teach at, some kid missed the toilet bowl entirely. Hazardous Materials standard. The stench of humanity was so strong it brought tears to our eyes. The kid that missed missed so badly it must have…

  • Mr Miyagi goes undercover

    …And joins a meeting of a car enthusiast club. Armed with a vial of anti eye-glazing formula (SKIII Turbo) and an open mind, I was again invited to an evening of ‘investigative journalism’. This time, a friend asked for my esteemed company so that she could meet up with the members of the Mini Drivers…

  • This post is about work stress, not the rash

    Ever had one of those days where work stress got so bad you started getting a rash round your elbows and on your neck? I’m sure you have. I had one today. I’m still having one. One of those days. And the rash. I am a one-man Itchy & Scratchy Show. Fight fight fight fight…