Things to do when you’ve nothing to do

There’s such a thing as terminal boredom, where you slowly wilt from inertia.

But I won’t die from that, because there are so many things to do online, like blogging with your eyes closed, ferinstance.

I was about to try that when a new msn messenger chat window opened, and it was my buddy the American-Chinese-Actor-based-in-Beijing-studying-Mandarin.

Dude!, he said.

Hey Joe, I said.

Dude, don’t call me Joe. I went to see a palmist and fortune teller and he’s told me to change my name, he replied.

So what’s your new name?

See my MSN nickname?

It says Li Zhaogeng (Joe Lee)

That’s it, dude. Call me that please.

OK, Li Zhaogeng (Joe Lee).

Yeah, it’ll bring me good fortune.

You bet it will. It means ‘your undies are showing’.

Are you shitting me??

Ask any Singaporean or Taiwanese, dude. But you’re in Beijing now, so it means something else, and you can always call yourself Joe again when you’re back here.

You’re full of shit.

I know.

You’re not gonna put it in your blog are you?

No.


Maria…mmmmmmmm

Surf stop: HostSara- Be heard. Be real. I just WANNA BE ME. (Sorry, someone said they wanted to see more celebrity blogs. So, via Re-minisce, here ’tis, lor. I also cough cough.)
iTunes’ party shuffle is playing a copy of: Margarita – Traveling Wilburys – Vol. 1, of which I have the original CD and therefore didn’t steal music.
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16 responses to “Things to do when you’ve nothing to do”

  1. Scarlett Ting Avatar

    Nice name. Very nice name.

    He’s gonna be HOT some day, I’m sure.

    Keep blogging, at least I have something to do when I have nothing to do.

  2. Scarlett Ting Avatar

    Nice name. Very nice name.

    He’s gonna be HOT some day, I’m sure.

    Keep blogging, at least I have something to do when I have nothing to do.

  3. zeenie Avatar

    Is it just me seeing double or is there a duplicity in this post? Its adding to the surrealism of the day…..

  4. zeenie Avatar

    Is it just me seeing double or is there a duplicity in this post? Its adding to the surrealism of the day…..

  5. JanK Avatar

    lol… your friend sure got himself a nice name.
    Li Zhaogeng. LOL.

    xoxo Jank

  6. JanK Avatar

    lol… your friend sure got himself a nice name.
    Li Zhaogeng. LOL.

    xoxo Jank

  7. Zen|th Avatar

    Hahaha. I wonder what the fortune teller was thinking when he give your friend that name.

    Sharapova. I like too. 🙂

  8. Zen|th Avatar

    Hahaha. I wonder what the fortune teller was thinking when he give your friend that name.

    Sharapova. I like too. 🙂

  9. rei:: Avatar

    It’s dangerous talking to you, dude.

  10. rei:: Avatar

    It’s dangerous talking to you, dude.

  11. Cowboy Caleb Avatar

    i’m sure the women would appreciate Joe taking his pants off

  12. Cowboy Caleb Avatar

    i’m sure the women would appreciate Joe taking his pants off

  13. ChomSky Avatar

    This world is full of secrets, it´s a sin to have nothing to do.

    ~peace~

    http://fading-hope.blog-city.com

  14. ChomSky Avatar

    This world is full of secrets, it´s a sin to have nothing to do.

    ~peace~

    http://fading-hope.blog-city.com

  15. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    I hope my chinese name (if there’s ever one) will not sound that bad.

    IZ Reloaded

  16. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    I hope my chinese name (if there’s ever one) will not sound that bad.

    IZ Reloaded

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