The Man from UNCLE

Yes, I have pre-CNY anxiety. But that’s probably not why I haven’t been sleeping properly this year.

I have a new worry about CNY though. I’m beginning to worry I’m turning into one of them ‘uncles’ who’ll ask the young ‘uns dumb questions they’ll post later on their blogs. Such as, hey, JC orientation still on right? Did you get taupoked? So what is this Music Television? Do you hang out at the Heeren? You got Friendster profile? I got Friendster also! Want to add me?

In fact, just last Friday, the auntie at the coffee shop called me ‘Uncle’ three times and asked me if I wanted to eat popiah. See lah! Stingy a bit, want to have cheap beer at a coffee shop, and hey presto, you’re an ‘Uncle’.


Uncle Miyagi ate two

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Not every CNY you get FX sitting in the back seat of yer car! CNY 2001

Surf stop: BohemianPhilosophy
iTunes’ party shuffle is playing a copy of: And Your Bird Can Sing – The Beatles – Anthology 2 – Disc 1, of which I have the original CD and therefore didn’t steal music.
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37 responses to “The Man from UNCLE”

  1. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Wah. How you get FX in your back seat?!

    Haha!

    Cheers~
    Andre

  2. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Wah. How you get FX in your back seat?!

    Haha!

    Cheers~
    Andre

  3. rei:: Avatar

    Aunties at kopitiams call all males xiao-di. That auntie in that kopitiam you visited not properly educated in kopitiam etiquette, larh.

  4. rei:: Avatar

    Aunties at kopitiams call all males xiao-di. That auntie in that kopitiam you visited not properly educated in kopitiam etiquette, larh.

  5. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    haha… now everyone’s gonna wonder if you and FX got SFX in your backseat..

    the young nephews and nieces probably think we are ah-peks trying to act young and cool beyond our time..

    and if they think taupoking is bad, wait till the boy’s mom hears about ramming the stuff between your legs against the flag-pole.. heh

  6. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    haha… now everyone’s gonna wonder if you and FX got SFX in your backseat..

    the young nephews and nieces probably think we are ah-peks trying to act young and cool beyond our time..

    and if they think taupoking is bad, wait till the boy’s mom hears about ramming the stuff between your legs against the flag-pole.. heh

  7. -[mY.AnGeL]- Avatar

    Yo uncle! =P
    Hilarious blog u haf..brightens up my day at work!
    lol,maybe the auntie is juz interested in ya and so she calls u ‘uncle’ lolx.
    Damm..so lucky to have fionaxie in de backseat*

  8. -[mY.AnGeL]- Avatar

    Yo uncle! =P
    Hilarious blog u haf..brightens up my day at work!
    lol,maybe the auntie is juz interested in ya and so she calls u ‘uncle’ lolx.
    Damm..so lucky to have fionaxie in de backseat*

  9. Bubblemunche Avatar

    Damn, I can just feel the pangs of envy building inside me now :D!

  10. Bubblemunche Avatar

    Damn, I can just feel the pangs of envy building inside me now :D!

  11. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Fiona looks like she’s sneeringly thinking: ‘ Hanky panky with you Uncle in the backseat ? Ewwwwe, fat chance lah !’

  12. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Fiona looks like she’s sneeringly thinking: ‘ Hanky panky with you Uncle in the backseat ? Ewwwwe, fat chance lah !’

  13. lancerlord Avatar

    How to get FX in backseat? Become Uncle can already isit? I am 32 years old. Qualified to be uncle lor.

  14. lancerlord Avatar

    How to get FX in backseat? Become Uncle can already isit? I am 32 years old. Qualified to be uncle lor.

  15. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Wow, didn’t know FX has such a long tongue…

  16. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Wow, didn’t know FX has such a long tongue…

  17. Airbag Avatar

    There are more you don’t know, love. 😉

  18. Airbag Avatar

    There are more you don’t know, love. 😉

  19. aGent X Avatar

    “…but you lost more than that in my backseat”
    – Bon Jovi, Never Say Goodbye –
    rock lives…

  20. aGent X Avatar

    “…but you lost more than that in my backseat”
    – Bon Jovi, Never Say Goodbye –
    rock lives…

  21. Jayaxe Avatar

    If you’re a lucky uncle again this year, maybe she’ll do a sexy whinger on the last Star Awards. Heh heh.

  22. Jayaxe Avatar

    If you’re a lucky uncle again this year, maybe she’ll do a sexy whinger on the last Star Awards. Heh heh.

  23. Mr Miyagi Avatar

    You get FX in the back seat by asking her to get out of the front passenger seat.

  24. Mr Miyagi Avatar

    You get FX in the back seat by asking her to get out of the front passenger seat.

  25. Cupcake Queen Avatar

    Uncle Miyagi-ar.. I oso get CNY jitters. Those annoying pesky relatives-ar, they ohways ask why no boyflen, why not married yetch? How lar?

  26. Cupcake Queen Avatar

    Uncle Miyagi-ar.. I oso get CNY jitters. Those annoying pesky relatives-ar, they ohways ask why no boyflen, why not married yetch? How lar?

  27. Fat Fingers Avatar

    FX’s breasts quite small in 2001… hmmmm

  28. Fat Fingers Avatar

    FX’s breasts quite small in 2001… hmmmm

  29. wl Avatar

    Haha.. ok I better stop craving for cheap beer at hawker centres.. school going alcoholics need to save money.. I guess I can stand being called auntie once or twice.

  30. wl Avatar

    Haha.. ok I better stop craving for cheap beer at hawker centres.. school going alcoholics need to save money.. I guess I can stand being called auntie once or twice.

  31. Zen|th Avatar

    Dang. You’ve got to teach us how you managed get Fiona Xie in your backseat.

  32. Zen|th Avatar

    Dang. You’ve got to teach us how you managed get Fiona Xie in your backseat.

  33. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    via photoshop, no less?

  34. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    via photoshop, no less?

  35. Mr Miyagi Avatar

    Anonymous at 3.56pm! Are you implying that I forged that photo? Huh? huh? huh?! I’ll have you know I don’t forge photos! FX was in the back seat of my mother’s car and I would’ve had stains to prove it if not for the fact I always clean my mother’s car after I drive it! So rude!

  36. Mr Miyagi Avatar

    Anonymous at 3.56pm! Are you implying that I forged that photo? Huh? huh? huh?! I’ll have you know I don’t forge photos! FX was in the back seat of my mother’s car and I would’ve had stains to prove it if not for the fact I always clean my mother’s car after I drive it! So rude!

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