Hot Goss and little else

Update:

Oh no. Things have gotten out of hand! What drama! So essiting!
FYI, Xiaxue has deleted and replaced the post that this entry links to, so don’t bother clicking there. But if you want to read what she’s made of Fiona ‘closing down her blog’, it’s here. Will Fiona close down her blog or not? Mr Miyagi takes no chances and cuts and pastes Fiona’s last post:

Wednesday, January 19, 2005

dear friends
this is seriously getting out of hand and out of line . i am shutting down this blog and moving it to personal emails . i am saddened by the fact that people have wasted so much time fueling such rubbish instead of using time wisely to improve on their lives . going to zouk or typing here is not a sin and i am answerable to god for my own actions not anyone esle’s . the sterotype of going to zouk , getting drunk and sleeping around or actresses sleeping around to get their roles , has to be broken .that is completely untrue . thank you very much for your interest but i think this has gone on too far and i wish for all of you to just concentrate on investing time in people you love and making a difference in their lives instead . god bless and keep you .

And no, I do not drive a Ferrari, and Xiaxue wasn’t referring to me when she mentioned a Ferrari, but I’m happy if it came across like that.

Alrighty, on with our regular programming…

Nothing like a spot of gossip mongering to liven up a sleepy afternoon.

So, go to it! Spread the love! Or lack thereof!

I logged on this morning to find the usual two to three early risers visiting this blog had the company of five hundred, scouring the archives for dirties. That could only mean either one of two things: I had been browned, or xiaxued. Turns out, I was xiaxued. (If I had been browned and xiaxued on the same day, this blog would essplode).

Xiaxue had read one of the posts here, and I am so flattered, but that’s besides the point, where she found one Surf Stop link that piqued her interest somewhat. After going through that said link, she’s verified (and who are we to doubt her) that it is, as I suspected, Fiona Xie’s blogspot blog. (My colleague Sherlock-san found it on her Friendster profile).

The gist of it is this: Xiaxue is mightily pissed at the blatant hypocrisy (or as Fiona calls it, ‘hypocriticism’) on display, and puts Fiona and, indeed, all of us, on notice. She says there is no room for hypocrisy in the blogosphere. Your readers will sniff you out no matter how tortured your prose and contrived your verse. You want to make a stand? Put your monkey where your mouse is, or something like that!

Me? I’ll just sit idly and watch the flame wars ensue. Or maybe I’ll just fan the flames a little, y’know, just so the satay can cook properly?

I’ll have Xiaxue know that I hold Fiona in the regard that she deserves, though I’m not necessarily hurt by her opinions of my one-time charge. But I’ll admit I did a very bad job of polishing her PR skills. But you know what they say, you pay peanuts, you get elephants.

But whatever aspersions that might have been cast, let me say this here once and for all, I did not have sexual relations with Fiona Xie. There. She can say what she wants, but it DID NOT happen. Once again, her blog is at http://deliriousdream.blogspot.com.

While we’re at it, I find myself agreeing with Xiaxue that the local press is way too nice dealing with media personalities, covering up their sordid dalliances all the time. If this were Hong Kong or Taiwan, once someone knew you were caught in flagrante with Robin Leong during a break in filming One Leg Kicking, well, you’d be doing it again because you’d be so much more famous.

And they also say that if you choose a life in the limelight, be prepared to die by the swordfish. All youse celebrities and media types, google yourself now, there is nowhere to pretend to hide. We are talking about youse! Yes, you too, Steph Song, you are 34 years old this year, was once married, and is now away in L.A. because you didn’t back the incumbent!

Watch out, starlets, wannabes, cannotbes and neverhasbeens, the Revolution is under way! We will champion our versions of the truth! We will be standing on top of Caldecott Hill burning copies of 8 Days and iZhouKan!

OK, I have to go. Frothing at the mouth is not a good look. … but there once was a menage a trois between…. two…. and one…. and then….

Sunday
Lalala… Sunny Day, Sweepin’ the clouds away, On my way to where the air is sweet

Surf stop: You think leh?
iTunes’ party shuffle is playing a copy of: Yellow Roses – Ry Cooder – Chicken Skin Music, of which I have the original CD and therefore didn’t steal music.
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33 responses to “Hot Goss and little else”

  1. My RSSs Mr Brown Rockson Roy Ng Stylemywords Scott Adams RSSMiyagi

  2. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Sorry for double comments and thanks for adding a B infront for your emu so that I know you are not my boss…wahahaha..yeah mediacorp sucks with all their propaganda…

  3. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Sorry for double comments and thanks for adding a B infront for your emu so that I know you are not my boss…wahahaha..yeah mediacorp sucks with all their propaganda…

  4. Little Miss Drinkalot Avatar

    You are such a media slut!

  5. Little Miss Drinkalot Avatar

    You are such a media slut!

  6. rei:: Avatar

    The price of fame (and too-apparent-hypocrisy — lethal combination). For what it’s worth, I almost pity the poor girl. It’s a cruel (cyber)world out here.

  7. rei:: Avatar

    The price of fame (and too-apparent-hypocrisy — lethal combination). For what it’s worth, I almost pity the poor girl. It’s a cruel (cyber)world out here.

  8. zeenie Avatar

    Wah lau eh, i catch no ball leh, so confusing. Can someone explain this post in simple english? hokkien or teochew orso can. 10-Q

  9. zeenie Avatar

    Wah lau eh, i catch no ball leh, so confusing. Can someone explain this post in simple english? hokkien or teochew orso can. 10-Q

  10. Ah 9 Avatar

    Found her blog too, 2 weeks ago from her friendster, which not much people know too (yah friendster…sorry guys……hehe).

    I won’t slime FX, as i find her ok in person (and i dun mean the looks…tats something else to discuss about. haha) the other time i met her in a photo studio.

    Nor would i slime wendy…which her opinions i pretty much agree (anything else except about FX…haha), although i do not know XX personally.

    I wonder how FX would retort…issit gonna be a warzone? XX vs FX …hmm…

    How many more celeb blog sites are out there?
    (besides mr.brown and mr.miyagi *Jedi mind trick – no u shall not detect my shameless flattery* )

  11. Ah 9 Avatar

    Found her blog too, 2 weeks ago from her friendster, which not much people know too (yah friendster…sorry guys……hehe).

    I won’t slime FX, as i find her ok in person (and i dun mean the looks…tats something else to discuss about. haha) the other time i met her in a photo studio.

    Nor would i slime wendy…which her opinions i pretty much agree (anything else except about FX…haha), although i do not know XX personally.

    I wonder how FX would retort…issit gonna be a warzone? XX vs FX …hmm…

    How many more celeb blog sites are out there?
    (besides mr.brown and mr.miyagi *Jedi mind trick – no u shall not detect my shameless flattery* )

  12. koon king Avatar

    Hope mediacorp will come up with a local real-life version of celebrity deathmatch !!!

  13. koon king Avatar

    Hope mediacorp will come up with a local real-life version of celebrity deathmatch !!!

  14. Bubblemunche Avatar

    All I want to know is this….. Do you really drive a Ferrari :P?!??!?!?

  15. Bubblemunche Avatar

    All I want to know is this….. Do you really drive a Ferrari :P?!??!?!?

  16. aGent X Avatar

    jia you xiaxue, jia you xiaxue…
    eh…wrong channel!
    see lah….look at what car-back-seat-photo has done 😛

  17. aGent X Avatar

    jia you xiaxue, jia you xiaxue…
    eh…wrong channel!
    see lah….look at what car-back-seat-photo has done 😛

  18. Mr Miyagi Avatar

    No I don’t drive a Ferarri, but it rhymes with one.

  19. Mr Miyagi Avatar

    No I don’t drive a Ferarri, but it rhymes with one.

  20. zhi yang Avatar

    we gonna give kudos to the fiona fans to think up of this play of her name, feeohna. But nowadays, it’s so easy to imitate anybody on the net, so we wouldn’t know who’s real and who’s fake.

    anyway, congrats to be xiaxued (where did that term come from anyway?). do globbed one of these days. =P

    zhiyang.net

  21. zhi yang Avatar

    we gonna give kudos to the fiona fans to think up of this play of her name, feeohna. But nowadays, it’s so easy to imitate anybody on the net, so we wouldn’t know who’s real and who’s fake.

    anyway, congrats to be xiaxued (where did that term come from anyway?). do globbed one of these days. =P

    zhiyang.net

  22. intewig Avatar

    Hm….Maserati?

    Just want to chip in my two cents. Or two words. Fiona Who?

    Well okay after doing a google search I get the idea. Too many years away, ang-moh sai lah, hor. But like, alamak, so eng!

    The flip side of course, is that it makes for good local flavoured gossip. Which I am of course guilty of indulging in too.

  23. intewig Avatar

    Hm….Maserati?

    Just want to chip in my two cents. Or two words. Fiona Who?

    Well okay after doing a google search I get the idea. Too many years away, ang-moh sai lah, hor. But like, alamak, so eng!

    The flip side of course, is that it makes for good local flavoured gossip. Which I am of course guilty of indulging in too.

  24. Xiaxue Avatar

    I wasn’t speaking about Mr Miyagi when I spoke of cars!!!

  25. Xiaxue Avatar

    I wasn’t speaking about Mr Miyagi when I spoke of cars!!!

  26. Mr Miyagi Avatar

    Aiyah, Xiaxue, it was adding to my allure! I drive a car that rhymes with Ferrari, I drive a car that rhymes with Ferrari!

  27. Mr Miyagi Avatar

    Aiyah, Xiaxue, it was adding to my allure! I drive a car that rhymes with Ferrari, I drive a car that rhymes with Ferrari!

  28. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    wah leow wey why so much heartache and pain over this little matter? why? why? god f**k my a** and call me a monkey!!! please!!!

  29. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    wah leow wey why so much heartache and pain over this little matter? why? why? god f**k my a** and call me a monkey!!! please!!!

  30. prince-ssteph Avatar

    Mr.Lee, my dear full-o-shit friend. I’ll thank you kindly not to use my name in vain. Kisses. Steph

  31. prince-ssteph Avatar

    Mr.Lee, my dear full-o-shit friend. I’ll thank you kindly not to use my name in vain. Kisses. Steph

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