Can’t get married this year

I have nothing to blog about, she has nothing to blog about, and she’s running out of things to blog about. And that’s partly because we have jobs which require our attention for most of the day, and we have lousy informants and sources who provide us with information only for us to find that Mr Brown has gotten the scoop already. Lousy lah, you friends. Email me stuff that’s so dated, what’s the use? How to be cutting edge blog? I feel like Straits Times! Reasonably pleasant design, but crappy content.

I wish I were Seymour Hersh. The bugger has damned good sources. (If you don’t already know who Seymour Hersh is, he’s the guy that uncovered My Lai, Abu Ghraib, and now, scarily, something that may already be going on next to Iraq).

But I’m no Hersh, and I don’t have Hersh’s contacts. Instead, I have a friend who calls me at a quarter past midnight to tell me to write about why so many people (her friends and acquaintances) are getting married these coupla weeks.

She says her friend’s mother says the Year of the Rooster is a very bad year to get married. It is also known as the Year of the Widow. The husband will die before the wife does.

There. Is that news to you? Was that useful? If so, leave a comment and say Mr Miyagi’s blog is very informative, and is the leading source of useful information, and Mr Miyagi shouldn’t even be suffering this bout of insecurity. Can?

So, don’t get hitched this coming Lunar year. And if you’ve started thinking about it, stop it. Don’t matter what blood type=character type your partner is, because my quarter past midnight and half-past-six friend tells me this year is a bad year.


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28 responses to “Can’t get married this year”

  1. FF Avatar

    Mr Miyagi’s blog is very informative, and is the leading source of useful information, and Mr Miyagi shouldn’t even be suffering this bout of insecurity.

    I can’t stop thinking about your… toy. I hates you.

  2. FF Avatar

    Mr Miyagi’s blog is very informative, and is the leading source of useful information, and Mr Miyagi shouldn’t even be suffering this bout of insecurity.

    I can’t stop thinking about your… toy. I hates you.

  3. Ah 9 Avatar

    Mr Miyagi’s blog is very informative, and is the leading source of useful information, and Mr Miyagi shouldn’t even be suffering this bout of insecurity.

    Hahaha (sorry cut & paste…but still sincere. hehe)
    Ah 9

  4. Ah 9 Avatar

    Mr Miyagi’s blog is very informative, and is the leading source of useful information, and Mr Miyagi shouldn’t even be suffering this bout of insecurity.

    Hahaha (sorry cut & paste…but still sincere. hehe)
    Ah 9

  5. zeenie Avatar

    Hey, you stuff write good! =)

    Totally understand the getting married thingie, ours has been put back a couple of times already!

  6. zeenie Avatar

    Hey, you stuff write good! =)

    Totally understand the getting married thingie, ours has been put back a couple of times already!

  7. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Hey Mr Miyaki I like yr posts they r entertaining reads.
    And what’s all the fuss about getting married??

  8. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Hey Mr Miyaki I like yr posts they r entertaining reads.
    And what’s all the fuss about getting married??

  9. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Mr miyagi, i like your posts.

    but, sorry to tell you. the Straits times also ran an article on the rooster year bad for marriage thingamajigtothechapel already.

    ngader

  10. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Mr miyagi, i like your posts.

    but, sorry to tell you. the Straits times also ran an article on the rooster year bad for marriage thingamajigtothechapel already.

    ngader

  11. littlecartnoodles Avatar

    Some of the best blogs that I read are about NOTHING.

  12. littlecartnoodles Avatar

    Some of the best blogs that I read are about NOTHING.

  13. Mr Miyagi Avatar

    My toy can’t stop thinking about you either.

  14. Mr Miyagi Avatar

    My toy can’t stop thinking about you either.

  15. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    I like your blog entries, it’s funny but your emu scared me. it’s sylee… that’s the same as my boss…hahaha…

  16. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    I like your blog entries, it’s funny but your emu scared me. it’s sylee… that’s the same as my boss…hahaha…

  17. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    I like your blog entries, it’s funny but your emu scared me. it’s sylee… that’s the same as my boss…hahaha…

  18. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    I like your blog entries, it’s funny but your emu scared me. it’s sylee… that’s the same as my boss…hahaha…

  19. Mr Miyagi Avatar

    That’s why I put a ‘b’ in front.

  20. Mr Miyagi Avatar

    That’s why I put a ‘b’ in front.

  21. Scarlett Ting Avatar

    Just to jump on the bandwagon to stroke your ego a little. You blog is cool.

    Good that everyone is still gonna stay single like I do this year.

    Misery loves company.

  22. Scarlett Ting Avatar

    Just to jump on the bandwagon to stroke your ego a little. You blog is cool.

    Good that everyone is still gonna stay single like I do this year.

    Misery loves company.

  23. Airbag Avatar

    You are one the best selling shows, Mr. Miyagi.

  24. Airbag Avatar

    You are one the best selling shows, Mr. Miyagi.

  25. Ah 9 Avatar

    Why do i keep coming back?

    no..im not a stalker…we all are not. *chuckles*
    😛

    Ah 9

  26. Ah 9 Avatar

    Why do i keep coming back?

    no..im not a stalker…we all are not. *chuckles*
    😛

    Ah 9

  27. Lost In Transition Avatar

    Don’t need to fish for compliments la….you know just how powerful your blog is…

  28. Lost In Transition Avatar

    Don’t need to fish for compliments la….you know just how powerful your blog is…

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