Year: 2004

  • Mr Miyagi’s Merchandise

    iTunes’ party shuffle is playing a copy of: Piki Mai – Kiri Te Kanawa – Maori Songs, of which I have the original CD and therefore didn’t steal music. In light of recent media attention, I’ve been asked many questions, pressing questions, to which I don’t yet have answers. Why do you blog? must rate…

  • Vartever it is, it’s werry good

    iTunes’ party shuffle is playing a copy of: Even Better Than The Real Thing – U2 – The Best & The B-Sides Of 1990-2000 (Disc 1: The Best Of), of which I have the original CD and therefore didn’t steal music. One of the things Diana Ser asked me which didn’t make the final cut…

  • Vaguely gay recluse

    iTunes’ party shuffle is playing a copy of: Bonde – Ali Farka Toure with Ry Cooder – Talking Timbuktu, of which I have the original CD and therefore didn’t steal music. Some angry young woman thinks I look vaguely gay on TV, and I wasn’t even having a double mac or an Orange Mocha Frappucino.…

  • 2047

    iTunes’ party shuffle is playing a copy of: I Can’t Wait – John Hiatt – Walk On, of which I have the original CD and therefore didn’t steal music. You go on a trip thinking it will recharge your batteries, and that you’ll come back refreshed and ready for work. No lor. I am crabby…

  • Declining magic carpet rides

    iTunes’ party shuffle is playing a copy of: Song Sung Blue – Neil Diamond – Stones/Moods, of which I have the original CD and therefore didn’t steal music. A double macchiato and a club sandwich, not toasted, please. A double Mac and a club sandwich. To have here? Yes please. Then I collect my food…