Tag: US

  • U.S. bailout package explained

  • Nipple-less pro wrestling

    I can’t remember if it was in primary school or secondary school, when we were on the football/rugby field, and when sledging was de rigeuer but mostly harmless. Things like “Your momma must be ugly cos you ugly too” were tossed back and forth. And it took a real sporting talent to come up with…

  • Man has sex with picnic table

     “I said ‘have you tried doing it outdoors on the picnic table’, I didn’t say “have you tried doing it outdoors WITH the picnic table”! An Ohio man was charged with public indecency after his neighbour videotaped him having sex with his picnic table. “The first video we had, he was completely nude. He would…

  • Less useless

    Now you can paralyze would-be assailants to your own beat! The Taser C2 now comes with a built-in MP3 player and leopard print design and leather case! Via smh.com.au: The 12 Taser guns recently bought for the Public Order and Riot Squad cost $30,000. For an extra $US80 ($90) apiece, officers could have an MP3…

  • Completely useless Christmas gifts: The Back Up

    When I was in the Army, someone gave me a gift which was supposed to be the China Army version of the Swiss Army knife. We know the latter to be chock full of useful tools which you might need, like a foldaway magnifying glass to look for the tiny screw which you’ve struggled to…