Tag: taser

  • Less useless

    Now you can paralyze would-be assailants to your own beat! The Taser C2 now comes with a built-in MP3 player and leopard print design and leather case! Via smh.com.au: The 12 Taser guns recently bought for the Public Order and Riot Squad cost $30,000. For an extra $US80 ($90) apiece, officers could have an MP3…

  • Completely useless Christmas gifts: Taser C2

    OK, this is so not “completely useless”, I hear you say. Especially since the UN has defined the Taser as a weapon of torture. It is, however, dangerous, because it’s such a nice looking gadget (“available in four designer colors”), and one that is likely to be mistaken for a new fangled electric shaver. The…