Tag: stupid

  • What does DBS stand for?

    DBS corporate banking can’t send emails out to ’email address outside DBS’. That is what I was told half an hour ago by an officer who seems to have a lot of trouble contacting me by modern means. Maybe in the next hour they might arrive in the 21st century.

  • A merlion in your room

    They’re building a kelong-like structure around the Merlion and (wtf) turning it into a hotel suite, and this is what it’s going to look like. No word on whether they’ll keep the water running, so it’s like a spa or something. No, wait! A bidet! Japanese guests would like that! Just like in this ANA…

  • Living at The Meconium

    A friend commented on the baby jargon we’ve accumulated over the past 9 months, but I’m sure it’s the same with all new parents. One of the things that we’ve learned is that baby’s first few poops are a sticky greenish-black substance called “meconium”. That sounds more like the name of one of those modern…

  • Stupid trishaws mar Thaipusam spectacle

    Thaipusam on Selegie Road, Singapore from Benjamin Lee on Vimeo. We got stuck in the jam at Selegie Road last night but didn’t mind because of the Thaipusam spectacle and the awesome LED-adorned kavadis. That is, until we passed a line of tourist-ripping trishaws blasting Chinese pop music. That, STB, is what is wrong with…