Transcript of an online conversation between brothers (we live in the same house)

Shut A Bug says:

them kittens are eating cat food.

Ah Lee G (me) says:

as long as they don’t eat cat.

Shut A Bug says:

they be spilling cat food coz they go inside the bowl to eat.

Ah Lee G says:

so how?

Shut A Bug says:

need heavy bowl

Dear Malaysian Friends…

Dear (Malaysian Friend),

I’ll be serving the nation from 10th to 25th January. My unit is apparently going operational instead of training. So, if your bastard country does stupid things over the Pedra Branca / Pulau Batu Puteh or water supply issues, you’ll have to deal with the might of the Singapore Armour Regiment, for at least an hour or so, hahaha. I will be going shopping for supplies, and as long as I have enough snacks, insect repellent, and batteries for my portable FM radio, I am a veritable fighting machine. Malaysia won’t know what hit them (twisties wrappers can foul up navy ship propellers big time).

Operationally Ready and Proud of It National Serviceman