Here’s a song by Hos­san “Dou­ble Con­firm” Leong purely for your entertainment:

No Out­side Food

We got our laksa and chicken rice
Beef kuay teow very good too
West­ern food also quite nice
Endorsed by Chan­nel U
So don’t buy your meals from else­where
Don’t be so one kind
If you sit down in my food court chair
You will see the sign
Or are you blind?

No out­side food
Don’t da bao here and eat
No out­side food
You think I dunno is it?
No out­side food
Don’t come here and cheat
No out­side food
You must buy from here
Then you can sit

Why is our food not good enough
Why must you make my life so hard
Like when you get tal­ents from over­seas
Our country’s fish­balls kenah squeeze

Ping pong play­ers from China
Nurses from the Philip­pines
Sin­ga­pore Girls from Malaysia
You know what that means
There’s noth­ing from here any­more
Every­thing is from abroad
Tell me why we put the words for on those big sign­boards
Guess it takes all sorts

From out­side good
We wel­come you today
From out­side good
But I can’t catch what you say
You from out­side good
Gah­men let you stay
Your out­side food
If you eat it you still must pay
Your out­side food
Just remem­ber
Put back your tray

Words: Ben­jamin “Mr Miyagi” Lee; Music: Elaine Chan; Per­formed by: Hos­san Leong © 2009 Dream Acad­emy Pro­duc­tions Pte Ltd

TRIPLE-CONFIRMED & COMING SOON: HOSSAN LEONG SHOW 3


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