Month: May 2009

Weekly Tweets

From miyagi.sg: Weekly Tweets http://tinyurl.com/ogdfs4 # Singpass seems to be down. That’s it. No dealings with Govt bodies today. Hmmm. That ain’t a bad thing. # RT @gssq: Amused the hawker in the market got his Wong Bok from NTUC, not the market # Cheap? Sluts should be free. Whores cost. RT @gssq: Raffles Hotel sells sluts for $6.25 each. Damn, that’s cheap!; http://is.gd/E1Km # From miyagi.sg: Mediacorp tries to be funny again http://tinyurl.com/qfp7n4 # Another account: http://bit.ly/jJIih RT @miyagi: From miyagi.sg: Mediacorp tries to be funny again http://tinyurl.com/qfp7n4 # How about that precipitation? # RT @kazitoshi: Let’s hope they don’t raise the price after this RT @menshealth_sg Cocaine found in Red Bull http://tinyurl.com/o76raq # Yes, esp when migrants frm HK go, …”race, ranguage or re-region” RT @flyirene: Does anyone rmbr d singapore pledge after they left school? # I got shit on my butchew, got sai on my butchew… RT @HossanLeong: wants Nobody nobody butchew…nobody nobody butchew. # potato potahto # RT @sm7catscan: RT @Schwarzenegger: gay marriage will one day be reog and 18K …

Mediacorp tries to be funny again

I thought the “Peranakan Ball” was Mediacorp’s worst idea of a joke. Then my friend and actor Brendon Fernandez wrote about something else our fine broadcaster apparently did, apparently for laughs: Mediacorp has been calling up actors and making appointments with them to attend an audition at Mediacorp for an English-language project which has been described as a “still in development drama-dy”. This is in fact completely disingenuous. In the account that I heard from an actor who attended the audition on 25 May 2009, the waiting time was in excess of an hour and a half past the scheduled appointment time. When the auditionee is finally ushered into the area in which the audition is supposed to take place, he or she is given several forms to fill out. The area is reported to resemble a badly-constructed mock up of a tv-set. The auditionee will be left alone in the room. After some time has passed, the auditionee will hear a knock that appears to come from inside the wardrobe that is on the …

Weekly Tweets

From miyagi.sg: Maybe not so useless http://tinyurl.com/pdrjf5 # RT @izreloaded: I stop going to Channel News Asia since last night because I’m too scared of the InSing.com Nasi Lemak ad. # RT @wheezkee: Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. # Everybody come and see the Windows Live Cibai! Hahahahhaha! #CIBAI # I am a Trekkie once again. #startrek # RT @j_bettany: My favourite #startrek joke: How many ears does Mr Spock have? 3, a left ear, a right ear and a final front ear # Amazed by Manpower Ministry officer who says, “at the MOM, email is slower than fax, so you should fax us”. WTF?! # “Very funny Scotty, now beam down my pants” #startrek # MOM email auto-response: http://bit.ly/ZzTSc means if your query means something to you, we will take even longer to deal with it. # As you can tell, I am very very very angry with MOM. # RT @patlaw: From @hedirman : LEGO PORN! HAHAHAHAHAH! http://bit.ly/BrYzs # Because email slower than fax: RT @sgtweets: …