The Sea-Monkey Diaries, Part Five

It’s a case of Monkey See, Monkey Do. Or Sea-Monkey See, Monkey Do, if you want to be more specific. Or Sea-Monkey Sea-Monkey Do…

But anyway, Paul Chan’s started his own colony. For the benefit of his kids, of course. Of course! And I’ve been told that they’ve run out of Sea-Monkey kits at the Toys R Us at Tampines.

There’s nothing wrong with raising Sea-Monkeys, but if you want to assuage your guilt, you can blame this blog, or if you have kids, just say it’s for them. It’s an educational tool after all. (Daddy, is it true that female Sea-Monkeys can fertilize their own eggs? Does that make them Lebanese Sea-Monkeys? Or are they simply Homogenous?)

If you can’t be bothered, then just watch tv. Speaking of which, how about that American Idol huh? Congratulations Jordin Sparks. What an Idol, what a name for an Idol.

Looking back to the beginning of the season, and as much as I’d rather forget, I’m recalling and admitting to saying that I thought Sanjaya Malakar was a hit, and that he ‘got my vote’.

Next time, must be very careful what I write.

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11 responses to “The Sea-Monkey Diaries, Part Five”

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  2. Craftsman Avatar

    😛 Eh…Mr Miyagi…dun like that leh.. Ha ha ha!!!

  3. Craftsman Avatar

    😛 Eh…Mr Miyagi…dun like that leh.. Ha ha ha!!!

  4. it would seem he’s started a bit of a Sea Monkey keeping epidemic in his part of the world.

  5. barffie Avatar
    barffie

    Eh… look like sperm and egg leh this shot.

  6. barffie Avatar
    barffie

    Eh… look like sperm and egg leh this shot.

  7. strawberryshortcake Avatar

    Laughs. Am dying for Sea Monkeys but my dad refuses to get them for me. Said I’d be better off studying for my O levels. Laughs. But I don’t care luh, I just want Sea-Monkeys! Laughs

  8. strawberryshortcake Avatar

    Laughs. Am dying for Sea Monkeys but my dad refuses to get them for me. Said I’d be better off studying for my O levels. Laughs. But I don’t care luh, I just want Sea-Monkeys! Laughs

  9. janalin Avatar

    You’ve created a cult following of sea monkeys! Hahah! Actually, you know what, some of us who go out n buy have ulterior motive. Just in case there’s spot check by dengue inspectors, we can fall back on….”no leh, I rear sea monkeys….not mosquito larvae…”
    Bwahahahaha…

  10. janalin Avatar

    You’ve created a cult following of sea monkeys! Hahah! Actually, you know what, some of us who go out n buy have ulterior motive. Just in case there’s spot check by dengue inspectors, we can fall back on….”no leh, I rear sea monkeys….not mosquito larvae…”
    Bwahahahaha…

  11. […] have to give a big round of applause to Mr Miyagi, owner of Sea Monkeys, for making me laugh at a daily experience that exasperates me no end. He has pointed out a […]

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