Dawn of realisation

Al fresco at the Imperial CafeFor more than four years, I’ve been buy­ing my take­away cof­fees from the Impe­r­ial Cafe & Pub on McCal­lum Street, and it’s only just now that I realised why the tables and chairs are placed so that patrons who dine in get to face McCal­lum Street and the silver-grey office block across it.

When a traf­fic police patrol bike comes along, as one did this after­noon, rid­den by the short­est traf­fic police­man on motor­cy­cle I have ever seen — his boots could only touch the ground one at a time when he was on the bike — the patrons are alerted by the pro­pri­etor of the Impe­r­ial, who sim­ply mum­bles ‘lai liao, lai liao’.

There’s a mad dash across McCal­lum Street by about half a dozen courier rid­ers and deliv­ery­men who run off to move their vehi­cles which are ille­gally parked on the street as well as on the side lane.

No one gets booked this after­noon, as the police­man seems like a nice enough fella, stand­ing around till all the ille­gally parked vehi­cles have cleared the area before get­ting back on his bike and rid­ing off.

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  • kayangmo TAN wrote:

    Hi Mr Miyagi,
    I got new sug­ges­tion for you.

    Buy a cof­fee, and bring to the shorty uncle on the police motor­bike. Then ask some­one to film you and his reac­tion. Would be fun to see this on youtube.

    BTW, MrBrown­show, is offline ah?

    Kayangmo in Switzerland

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