Blog by Jake: Pet Valley

Sian 1/2
Sian 1/2

My stu­pid owner wants me to tell you that PetValley.Sg is offer­ing all of youse pet own­ers free mem­ber­ship to their one-stop pet por­tal. As if pets know how to go online like that. In return I’ve been given a bag of cat food, a cou­ple of can­dles, some scents, and two t-shirts which I think I’ll return to them because what the hell were they think­ing? The shirts are big enough to wrap me up two times over!

The owner also wants me to tell you that if you sign up for free, you’ll get dis­counts at a lot of pet shops and you can make friends with other pet own­ers as dumb as mine, and exchange sto­ries with other peo­ple who’ve been bit­ten by attack cats like me.

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