What many do not realise is that Miyagi is also very good at writ­ing love sto­ries.

So I shall attempt to write a love story too.

Zapped!: Love Amongst the Pho­to­copier Machines

Her lips said she didn’t want to see me any­more. But her eyes told me some­thing else. I could tell from the way her pupils dilated, that her eye­balls were say­ing “Stay, please!”

Even the court order she took out on me was prob­a­bly on impulse. Because I know she wanted me from Day One. The way I wanted her. We were two MRT trains pass­ing each other in the night, exchang­ing pas­sen­gers at Lovers Place Interchange.

I remem­ber when we first met. She was pho­to­copy­ing notes at the Uni pho­to­copy­ing machines. I asked her if the one next to hers was taken, and she said, “Er, no.”

She had me at “Er, no”.

It was not the kind of thing you said to some­one you had no feel­ings for. When you have seen unre­quited love as many times as I have, you can tell the difference.

In the din of the pho­to­copy­ing machines pho­to­copy­ing, and the smell of ammo­nia invad­ing every student’s nos­trils and lungs, a love was born.

A love that was an orig­i­nal like the one on the platen glass of a copier, and not a copy that was spit out on the paper tray. A love that hap­pened when two hearts were zapped with the Toner of Pas­sion. A Double-sided love.

But even the great­est love story has its speed bumps. And ours was no dif­fer­ent. She needed space.

Sure, I can under­stand. It was prob­a­bly a lit­tle pos­ses­sive of me to be fol­low­ing her home and every­where on cam­pus. Attend­ing her lec­tures even though I was from a dif­fer­ent fac­ulty was also prob­a­bly a lit­tle over­whelm­ing for her.

And call­ing her hand­phone num­ber, which I went through a lot of trou­ble to find, every ten min­utes, was prob­a­bly sti­fling her as a person.

But we were an item, dammit! We even went on a date!

Kind of a date. I fol­lowed her to the nearby MacDonald’s and sat at the table next to hers. And we had a lovely din­ner under the same roof. Three burg­ers (I was hun­gry), two tables, one united soul.

I shall give her the space she wants tonight. I won’t even call her. That’s the kind of love we have. Where you don’t need to talk and yet you know what the other per­son is think­ing. I shall be con­tent to sleep with a photo I took of her back with my mobile phone, in the lec­ture the­atre, when she was not looking.

She has such nice hair. Tomor­row I shall make her some soft toys. Two teddy bears. One will have a photo of her face on it. And the other one will have mine.

The court order never said I couldn’t give her gifts, right?

I kiss her photo and go to sleep. The course of True Love nair did run smooth.

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  • anon

    don’t know whether to laugh or cry after read­ing this…maybe should be rename as ulti­mate stalker’s handbook.

  • anon

    don’t know whether to laugh or cry after read­ing this…maybe should be rename as ulti­mate stalker’s handbook.

  • kit­sura

    The proper Shake­speare quote should be “The course of true love never did run smooth”. It was spo­ken by Lysander in A Mid­sum­mer Night’s Dream. Don’t pray pray I was a for­mer E.lit stu­dent okay.

  • kit­sura

    The proper Shake­speare quote should be “The course of true love never did run smooth”. It was spo­ken by Lysander in A Mid­sum­mer Night’s Dream. Don’t pray pray I was a for­mer E.lit stu­dent okay.

  • http://www.projectbetterman.blogspot.com PC

    *shiver*

  • http://www.projectbetterman.blogspot.com PC

    *shiver*

  • raf

    haha. pretty cute. seems like it was based on expe­ri­ence.. true story no?
    lol… in any case, i liked it.

  • raf

    haha. pretty cute. seems like it was based on expe­ri­ence.. true story no?
    lol… in any case, i liked it.

  • WJ

    Chicken Poop for the Soul has another one like this. Great book.

  • WJ

    Chicken Poop for the Soul has another one like this. Great book.

  • pok­car

    hey, mb! how bout telling your love story here? heh should be quite a good read.

  • pok­car

    hey, mb! how bout telling your love story here? heh should be quite a good read.

  • http://hiaoauntie.blogspot.com hiaoaun­tie

    this guy needs to see a psy­chi­a­trist… scary

  • http://hiaoauntie.blogspot.com hiaoaun­tie

    this guy needs to see a psy­chi­a­trist… scary

  • geroithe

    eeeeeeee

  • geroithe

    eeeeeeee

  • http://1209anarchists.blogspot.com the lorider

    mr miyagi pleeeeeeeeeez cum bak

  • http://1209anarchists.blogspot.com the lorider

    mr miyagi pleeeeeeeeeez cum bak

  • http://eLsi3.blogspot.com eLsi3

    yucks. sick guy. i wanna take smth n hit his head.

    but it was enter­tain­ing la. haha. ( =

  • http://eLsi3.blogspot.com eLsi3

    yucks. sick guy. i wanna take smth n hit his head.

    but it was enter­tain­ing la. haha. ( =

  • http://tripleperiod.blogspot.com Triplepe­riod

    Words can’t explain how I feel for this. Damn shiok. Til Miyagi’s back. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAH!!!

  • http://tripleperiod.blogspot.com Triplepe­riod

    Words can’t explain how I feel for this. Damn shiok. Til Miyagi’s back. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAH!!!

  • http://twiuc.blogspot.com Vandice

    A love that was an orig­i­nal like the one on the platen glass of a copier, and not a copy that was spit out on the paper tray. A love that hap­pened when two hearts were zapped with the Toner of Pas­sion. A Double-sided love.”

    War­raoz!!!

  • http://twiuc.blogspot.com Vandice

    A love that was an orig­i­nal like the one on the platen glass of a copier, and not a copy that was spit out on the paper tray. A love that hap­pened when two hearts were zapped with the Toner of Pas­sion. A Double-sided love.”

    War­raoz!!!

  • http://www.hsinyuek.com Hsin

    Haha! That’s pretty damn good.

  • http://www.hsinyuek.com Hsin

    Haha! That’s pretty damn good.

  • http://middawn.blogspot.com/ Mr Lee

    An insight into the mind of a per­verted relat­ing pas­sion­ate stalker. Look­ing from the stalker side of the win­dows. Nice one.

  • http://middawn.blogspot.com/ Mr Lee

    An insight into the mind of a per­verted relat­ing pas­sion­ate stalker. Look­ing from the stalker side of the win­dows. Nice one.

  • http://toysrevil.blogspot.com toys­re­vil

    aaahhh … those were the days … eerr … yah.

  • http://toysrevil.blogspot.com toys­re­vil

    aaahhh … those were the days … eerr … yah.

  • A.Mole

    Sounds like a Sin­ga­porean ver­sion of the delight­fully deluded Adrian Mole. (Read Adrian Mole: The Wilder­ness Years)

  • A.Mole

    Sounds like a Sin­ga­porean ver­sion of the delight­fully deluded Adrian Mole. (Read Adrian Mole: The Wilder­ness Years)

  • elvin

    er.. what’s a photocoper?

  • elvin

    er.. what’s a photocoper?

  • love­bell

    mb .. did you get your inspi­ra­tion from the French movie “He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not”? :)

  • love­bell

    mb .. did you get your inspi­ra­tion from the French movie “He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not”? :)

  • StaRm|sT

    Hilar­i­ous!!! *laughs*

  • StaRm|sT

    Hilar­i­ous!!! *laughs*

  • http://sgdr.blogspot.com dr bl og

    Spot diag­no­sis, Erotomania

  • http://sgdr.blogspot.com dr bl og

    Spot diag­no­sis, Erotomania

  • XR

    Erm… per­haps you should look into writ­ing crime– fic­tion? Romance’s not exactly your cup of tea… the guy is basi­cally a psy­cho and so not a love– struck teenager…

  • XR

    Erm… per­haps you should look into writ­ing crime– fic­tion? Romance’s not exactly your cup of tea… the guy is basi­cally a psy­cho and so not a love– struck teenager…

  • Lef

    Aiyoh XR, it’s sup­posed to be a par­ody lah.

  • Lef

    Aiyoh XR, it’s sup­posed to be a par­ody lah.

  • http://boopee.blogspot.com eLA­nee

    It’s out­stand­ing!
    Gotta give U abit of credit for that.
    I enjoyed read­ing it.…
    It’s def­i­nitely dif­fer­ent from those Mills & Boons I’ve read when I was a kid.

  • http://boopee.blogspot.com eLA­nee

    It’s out­stand­ing!
    Gotta give U abit of credit for that.
    I enjoyed read­ing it.…
    It’s def­i­nitely dif­fer­ent from those Mills & Boons I’ve read when I was a kid.

  • http://time-stops.blogspot.com mark

    din­gus man… but a blardie nice way of writ­ing a ‘love’ story. hehe.

  • http://time-stops.blogspot.com mark

    din­gus man… but a blardie nice way of writ­ing a ‘love’ story. hehe.

  • israphale

    well writ­ten, mb. the funny thing is that it might be closer to the truth than we think… *jaws theme*

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