Twitch

iTunes’ party shuffle is playing a copy of: Starman – David Bowie – Best of David Bowie: 1969-1974, of which I have the original CD and therefore didn’t steal music.

I have one of those annoying eyelid twitching thing going on.

It means someone’s thinking of you, I’m told.

What the heow? If you’re thinking of me, call me, email me, send me a card. Don’t make my eyelid twitch like that! Fucking irritating!

I’m also told if you get a coughing or sneezing fit, someone’s thinking of you too. Thinking bad thoughts or good thoughts is another thing though, I’m told. But if you cough and cough, sneeze and sneeze, then fall down and break your neck, someone is in love with you, or something.

Meanwhile, my nephew’s Christmas wishlist is almost as expensive as mine. He wants the whole Thomas & Friends train and track layout collection:


Salty & Ocean Cars Three Pack

I haven’t spoken to Bad Luck Steve yet, and I don’t know if he’s back from Thailand or not. Wonder what he wants for Christmas. Definitely not a phone, I’m sure.

Speaking of phones, I received one of those late night phone calls last night. Y’know, from female friend in distress type of call? She wanted a place to crash, and asked if she could come over. I said sure. She said, so sorry to trouble you, I’ll call before coming over. I waited till 4am, and she never did turn up, and I only have this to say to her:

If you’re reading this and it’s you that’s thinking of me and making my eyelid twitch like that, STOP RIGHT NOW. IT’S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE!

Krispy Kreme Kat
Getting into the Christmas spirit, this cat was found stuffing himself into a box at River Valley.

Surf stop: Girl In Bionic Suit
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11 responses to “Twitch”

  1. My RSSs Mr Brown Rockson Roy Ng Stylemywords Scott Adams RSSMiyagi

  2. Little Miss Drinkalot Avatar

    Ok, I confess. If your eye was twitching at 2:31 p.m., 4:29 p.m., 6:13 p.m. and 11:52 p.m. then it was me thinking of you.

  3. Little Miss Drinkalot Avatar

    Ok, I confess. If your eye was twitching at 2:31 p.m., 4:29 p.m., 6:13 p.m. and 11:52 p.m. then it was me thinking of you.

  4. Germaine Avatar

    Ehh if it was your left eye which twitched that means you’re going to strike 4D!

  5. Germaine Avatar

    Ehh if it was your left eye which twitched that means you’re going to strike 4D!

  6. rei:: Avatar

    What a track set. Kids really do call the shots nowadays eh. If only I had that kind of privilege in my days …

  7. rei:: Avatar

    What a track set. Kids really do call the shots nowadays eh. If only I had that kind of privilege in my days …

  8. David Avatar

    no, if ur eyelid’s twitching, it means someone’s talking abt u behind ur back!

  9. David Avatar

    no, if ur eyelid’s twitching, it means someone’s talking abt u behind ur back!

  10. Mr Miyagi Avatar

    I am gonna strike 4D and who’s that talking behind my back?!

  11. Mr Miyagi Avatar

    I am gonna strike 4D and who’s that talking behind my back?!

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