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By: Woof!

Woof! — Sat, 07 Aug 2004 05:37:00 +0000

haha.. 20 extras??? did you ever get to book out at all in the army?

By: cokecat

cokecat — Fri, 06 Aug 2004 23:07:00 +0000

hmm…got an invitation to a NS experience compendium thing but the link didn’t work

By: cokecat

cokecat — Fri, 06 Aug 2004 22:23:00 +0000

Don’t think i will ever be allowed near a rifle again…
i was the misfire king of my SISPEC company…
while we were in supposed safe harbour, i managed to misfire, and my sadistic PC made us all move harbour…
that was in Basic Section Leader’s Course…
then in the 2nd installment, Advanced Section Leaders Course, i did the exact same thing *shrug*

took 20 extras in all…i was most popular for weeks!

By: Mr Miyagi

Mr Miyagi — Fri, 06 Aug 2004 20:25:00 +0000

Oh no, you wuz one of them sadistic instructors!

By: Woof!

Woof! — Fri, 06 Aug 2004 15:16:00 +0000

CC: And if I were your instructor, I’d tie you to the tree, paint ur balls with honey, and leave you with the red ants.. haha

By: Cowboy Caleb

Cowboy Caleb — Fri, 06 Aug 2004 07:08:00 +0000

f87k if I was in the army, I would not be wearing any underwear!

By: Woof!

Woof! — Fri, 06 Aug 2004 06:21:00 +0000

yah.. the 5-piece rod is a recent one..

boy there were some really weird ones in the scholar platoons… booking in and out with a briefcase, working-back the angle of convergence of the M-16 fore-sight-tip and barrel through the information gathered from THC (technical handling) lectures whilst the rest of us were fighting the Z-monster..

did you ever have stand-by underwear? during field camps one of our SOPs (standard operating procedures) was to assemble the recruits in just their underwear and boots, and then make them apply tons of powder all over.. the “test” to determine if one was sufficiently powdered was to pull back their underwear band, let it snap, and see if there was sufficient “smoke”… I had 1 recruit who stood naked cos he doesnt believe in underwear (of course we made him do jumping jacks to see his little one bounce all over), and how else to determine if he has enough powder but to make him bend over and give him a good spank?

And dont get me started on the recruit who wore women’s underwear..

By: Mr Miyagi

Mr Miyagi — Fri, 06 Aug 2004 05:53:00 +0000

Rachel, indeed. We’re all like, I mean, we’ve got a system in place where, like, the cream of the crop is groomed to be leaders and shit, you know?

Woof!, man, the scholar platoon. I was embarrassed to be part of it. Did not make OCS because I was the only scholar to fail the A levels. I believe it was a record at the time.

The 5 piece rod incident was very recent, no? Or did it happen again. I heard about an exploding SAR-21.

Caleb, the ossifers are selected through our grueling Basic Training tests. But I will blog about some of the officers I’ve had to beat up. Stay tuned.

By: Woof!

Woof! — Fri, 06 Aug 2004 05:36:00 +0000

And how abt the monkey who left 1 part of his 5-piece rod in his weapon and went ahead to fire it in the range? freaking thing nearly blew up in his face!

By: Woof!

Woof! — Fri, 06 Aug 2004 05:34:00 +0000

I didnt press the button 3 times! )

ok ok.. how abt this one? I was once doing guard duty at Nee Soon Camp as 1 of the guard commanders, and we sent 1 scholar platoon recruit out to the nearby coffee shop for prata for dinner.. he had to take everyone’s orders, and the Guard Commander wanted “1 kosong, 3 egg”…

15 minutes later, this idiot came back with just 1 piece of really thick and yellow prata for the Commander.. “you wanted 1 kosong inside with 3 eggs wah!” he said to incredulous stares!

and you wonder how the fat indian prata man could even be persuaded to do that!!